Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 18,552]

"This is a good teaching lesson. Imma tell you the most important thing that was ever told to me:

Make 'em say 'eughhhhhhhh'... " 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,592]

I hope Lord Buckethead is running for parliament in the election.

[Samurai Equine 50,707]

Ugh... I can't get the perspective right. Aww man, do I have to photograph it myself? I really don't wanna do that...

23 hours ago, Blivy said:

"Why is there a thuderstorm with snow????" 

Sounds like mother nature was feeling especially metal that day. 

[Tropical Melody 5,954]

"No! You wipe off as much as you can with the flannel first, then you blot yourself with the towel to finish."

"Really?? And there was me thinking that a towel was for drying yourself with."

 

[Samurai Equine 50,707]

OH! And and that's game set and match, ladies and gentlemen. The torrent STILL wins! Even after giving Mega a head-start, the torrent still wins! If the torrent had been delayed by an extra second or two; maybe, just MAYBE they would have finished together. Now obviously the torrent has an advantage downloading only the standard def version while Mega is downloading the high def version, so maybe things would be different if they were both downloading the same thing... But a race is a race, and there can be only one winner. The torrent is the champ, fair and square!

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"F***ing Martian Dog"

[ExplosionMare 18,060]

I swear to Celestia’s can of arsenal!

[Treeglow Flicker 13,592]

He's like a reject Teletubby who happens to also be a complete bastard.

[Lucky Bolt 35,061]

“So like, I can deep-throat Twizzlers. Does that count?”

[Tropical Melody 5,954]

"LS6

"Deepest darkest Leeds!"

 

Spoiler

(It's a postcode / zipcode)

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"You like it when I s*xually eat this Granola Bar?"

"Yes"

[Cagey 4,221]

“Are you an otter? Because dam!”

“…You mean beaver?”

[Oblivion 20,266]

8 hours ago, Lucky Bolt said:

“So like, I can deep-throat Twizzlers. Does that count?”

That reminds me back when i was working at the golf course, we was using sheers to cut ornamental grasses around the apartments and one of them when i opened  my mouth and bent down to cut em one of them went clear to the back of my throat I about died gagging at first while screaming "I JUST DEEP THROATED FU***** GRASS!!!!!!" MY couple buds I was working with about died laughing! 

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

“There’s going to be a reckoning, Mr. Spooder...”

[Lucky Bolt 35,061]

20 minutes ago, Blivy said:

That reminds me back when i was working at the golf course, we was using sheers to cut ornamental grasses around the apartments and one of them when i opened  my mouth and bent down to cut em one of them went clear to the back of my throat I about died gagging at first while screaming "I JUST DEEP THROATED FU***** GRASS!!!!!!" MY couple buds I was working with about died laughing! 

LMAO but ponies eat grass 

[Oblivion 20,266]

2 hours ago, Lucky Bolt said:

LMAO but ponies eat grass 

I did not mean to eat any grass.... >///<

[Cagey 4,221]

“Cause after all… you’re my Wonder-Waluigi…”

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,601]

Me: "Ah yes, how can I forget that William Marston, a man who firmly believed in the superiority and dominance of women over men, was a symbol of the patriarchy?"

[Tropical Melody 5,954]

"Use printer offline."

WTF would you want to 'use the printer offline'?? How effing useless is that? You want it to actually print on the actual paper! Not effing sitting there doing sweet bugger all. FFS ...  

 

Edited November 19, 2019 by Tropical Melody

[Tropical Melody 5,954]

"Video blocked in your country"

Well stuff you then! You know where you can stick that don't yer? Where the sun don't shine. And sideways.....

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,552]

"I got like, an inch and a half in there, and then I gave up." 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"You were literally inside me"

[Denim&Venöm 18,552]

"The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you." 

[Emerald Claus 24,845]

"A plant is a type of tree."

[Samurai Equine 50,707]

That's some spicy Paprikash!