Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,771]

He's like a reject Teletubby who happens to also be a complete bastard.

[Lucky Bolt 35,072]

“So like, I can deep-throat Twizzlers. Does that count?”

[Tropical Melody 6,385]

"LS6

"Deepest darkest Leeds!"

 

Spoiler

(It's a postcode / zipcode)

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"You like it when I s*xually eat this Granola Bar?"

"Yes"

[Cagey 4,248]

“Are you an otter? Because dam!”

“…You mean beaver?”

[Oblivion 20,268]

8 hours ago, Lucky Bolt said:

“So like, I can deep-throat Twizzlers. Does that count?”

That reminds me back when i was working at the golf course, we was using sheers to cut ornamental grasses around the apartments and one of them when i opened  my mouth and bent down to cut em one of them went clear to the back of my throat I about died gagging at first while screaming "I JUST DEEP THROATED FU***** GRASS!!!!!!" MY couple buds I was working with about died laughing! 

[ShadOBabe 19,005]

“There’s going to be a reckoning, Mr. Spooder...”

[Lucky Bolt 35,072]

20 minutes ago, Blivy said:

That reminds me back when i was working at the golf course, we was using sheers to cut ornamental grasses around the apartments and one of them when i opened  my mouth and bent down to cut em one of them went clear to the back of my throat I about died gagging at first while screaming "I JUST DEEP THROATED FU***** GRASS!!!!!!" MY couple buds I was working with about died laughing! 

LMAO but ponies eat grass 

[Oblivion 20,268]

2 hours ago, Lucky Bolt said:

LMAO but ponies eat grass 

I did not mean to eat any grass.... >///<

[Cagey 4,248]

“Cause after all… you’re my Wonder-Waluigi…”

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,605]

Me: "Ah yes, how can I forget that William Marston, a man who firmly believed in the superiority and dominance of women over men, was a symbol of the patriarchy?"

[Tropical Melody 6,385]

"Use printer offline."

WTF would you want to 'use the printer offline'?? How effing useless is that? You want it to actually print on the actual paper! Not effing sitting there doing sweet bugger all. FFS ...  

 

Edited November 19, 2019 by Tropical Melody

[Tropical Melody 6,385]

"Video blocked in your country"

Well stuff you then! You know where you can stick that don't yer? Where the sun don't shine. And sideways.....

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,198]

"I got like, an inch and a half in there, and then I gave up." 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"You were literally inside me"

[Denim&Venöm 19,198]

"The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you." 

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"A plant is a type of tree."

[Samurai Equine 52,133]

That's some spicy Paprikash!

[ShadOBabe 19,005]

“Your brain knows it’s your Friday!”

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,605]

"Me wants to steal your booty, me lass. "

[Cagey 4,248]

“Laaaast Christmas, Cagey and I ed in the hallway~”

[Tropical Melody 6,385]

"I've given up on sending my parcels ..."

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[Lucky Bolt 35,072]

“The only thing whiter than clapping when the plane lands is putting eyelashes on your f***ing car.”

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Just go have a seizure. That works too"

[Samurai Equine 52,133]

Milky gravy~.