Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,341]

"I didn't recognize you in a red shirt"

(I still feel stupid. I actually said that today)

[Samurai Equine 57,107]

I made a jingle today! It just popped into my head.

[Tropical Melody 8,438]

Gutless engine, useless brakes, useless handling, useless suspension, no indicators, no mirrors. What's not to like

 

[ExplosionMare 26,561]

I took my hair off and threw my hair into the grenade!

[Samurai Equine 57,107]

Ready to go! Count zero!

[Tropical Melody 8,438]

The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom

 

[Here No Longer 5,287]

"People don't get offended by it because they know it's supposed to be as offensive as possible"

[ZethaPonderer 2,201]

Salt, pepper, olive owhl. 3 ingredients that go perfect for marinating any breasts and thighs of an animal. *Takes a taste test*  Absolutely Bloody Delicious. Too bad its RAWWW!!!

[Samurai Equine 57,107]

Gah, it sprayed everywhere! 

[Denim&Venöm 21,236]

"We know Gangsta when we see it!

Trump is Gangsta!" 

[Lord Valtasar 12,711]

Lookie here at what i made, i think that it's a dress

[Samurai Equine 57,107]

I recently realized that every generation has an invention that everyone gets excited about, but in hindsight, is actually really lame. That's why the phrase "It's best thing since sliced bread!" is a thing. We laugh now, but once upon a time, you couldn't get bread loafs that were pre-sliced. That's why people were excited when that became a thing. For me? The lame invention I got excited over was foamy hand soap. I saw it when I was in early high school years; a soap dispenser that turns liquid soap into foam that you can clean your hands with. And I thought to myself "Wow! That's way more efficient! Now you can save on soap and get your hands clean!" But looking back on it now, that was a really lame thing to get excited over.

[Tropical Melody 8,438]

OK let's go buy stuffs off Internet!

 

[KH7672 1,604]

It takes way too much time to make a pony's face melting off look right.

[Denim&Venöm 21,236]

"SLO-MO JO-MO, WITH THE PYRO, MAKIN ME HOMO!'

[Samurai Equine 57,107]

I got piggies. Oink, oink.

[Tropical Melody 8,438]

"It's all gone a bit Rita Hayworth on him"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,236]

"Peaches meet your fate!" 

[Cagey 4,261]

Roughly paraphrased:

“I hate the orange one. She thinks she’s special just because she has apples on her ass.”

[Tropical Melody 8,438]

I've given the seat a wipe and I'll remove the nipples before I give the whole head a degreasing clean.

 

[Samurai Equine 57,107]

What kind of high quality paper did you use?

[Denim&Venöm 21,236]

"My body maybe a temple, but I am the god to whom it is devoted." 

[ExplosionMare 26,561]

Why are you beating me with a cheese bag?

[Tropical Melody 8,438]

ExplosionMare brohhoofed "shocked", yes that's what I thought!

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,236]

"I'm just TIRED...

Torn apart

Insecure

Really faking my smile

Extremely sad

Duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand "Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" "