Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,919]

1. "Connor McGregor fights a bus."

[Handsome Changeling 1,852]

Me: "Hey look I just got this Bowie Knife fade on CSGO"
My friend: "Why does it look like a rainbow dog penis?"

He ruins everything for me.

[Tropical Melody 6,975]

"Common daugter-in-law made me smile this week, was talking about being able to visit her parents soon. She spoke to her mum about it.

"I'd already said 'be patient', but her mum was a little blunter... t'was along the lines of, 'Feck orfe, I'm keeping the door locked' ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,919]

"Jesus Christ what does a man have to do to get a 'Fk You' around here?" 

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

"You could just tell me "f*ck you" from the start, game!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,919]

"If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be?" 

[Emerald Heart 25,002]

"What is your obsession with the word "cornholio?""

 

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,477]

“Baby puke looks like bird crap.”

Edited June 8, 2020 by Stone Cold Steve Tuna
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[Tropical Melody 6,975]

He knew he had hidden depths. There was nothing in them that he'd like to see float to the surface.

 

[TotallyNotNyx 15,571]

CLOSE THOSE DAMN TABSSSSSSS

[Handsome Changeling 1,852]

Yeah more like Stone me.

[Tropical Melody 6,975]

"Millions of years from now I don't want people wondering if we were a bunch of illiterate slobs."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,113]

Looks like someone else lost a limb today

[Denim&Venöm 19,919]

"Take a multivitamin you melodramatic Victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses." 

[Samurai Equine 53,606]

I've been unable to post in the lounge and in the games because of all the painting and remodeling I've been doing. I just didn't have time...

...

BUT NOW I DO! 

[Tropical Melody 6,975]

"Derbridge – population, two thousand, four hundred and thirteen. Principal industry – the manufacture of glass eyes for teddy bears"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,039]

"I've slept for 75% of the day and have still managed to accomplish more than you."

[Lucky Bolt 35,109]

"He managed to gather his teats---his team."

[TotallyNotNyx 15,571]

5 minutes ago, Lucky Bolt said:

"He managed to gather his teats---his team."

what is a teat?

[MidnightFire1222 2,223]

"I can't ride you right now Henry, I have to work." (my father saying this to my dog, meaning take him for a ride in the car. sure didn't come out the way he intended though.)

[Lucky Bolt 35,109]

10 minutes ago, Princess of Luck 🍀⚡🔥 said:

what is a teat?

uh....something all female mammals have haha.

[TotallyNotNyx 15,571]

Just now, Lucky Bolt said:

uh....something all female mammals have haha.

then how did "he manage to gather HIS teats?"

[Lucky Bolt 35,109]

1 minute ago, Princess of Luck 🍀⚡🔥 said:

then how did "he manage to gather HIS teats?"

I'm not supposed to mention the context . 

[TotallyNotNyx 15,571]

2 minutes ago, Lucky Bolt said:

I'm not supposed to mention the context . 

Actually uno what I'm guessing this is one of those things that i'd be better off not hearing 

 

 

Edited June 10, 2020 by Princess of Luck 🍀⚡🔥

[Buzz 1,769]

"Believe it or not gentlemen, but i can count to 6"