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[Sparklefan1234 171,798]

"Does Della molt into Rapunzel then? And then does Rapunzel grow feathers?"

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

Goth Stripper Photoshoot

Woah say wha'?* ...

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Take it easy? There's a smashed car outside, coffins in the basement, and scalps in the closet. What's next, Uncle Fester on the patio?"

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"I'm a retired Police wildlife crime officer."

What's that about, grey squirrels beating up red squirrels? Owls hooting after daylight? I.e. making a noise nuisance ...

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,158]

"You have joined the r/furrieswithguns community!"

[Sparklefan1234 171,798]

@Woohoo "Elenor Rigby *Hmm* *Hmm* *Hmm* *Hmm* along with her name."

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

The sky is too bright!

 

[TheSupremeLeaderOfChaos 1,206]

hi you're cool, wanna get bubble tea?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Kids, if someone says "join me for a wobble." Just buy another balloon."

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

13 hours ago, You said:

Which of these 4 is a lie about me?

I liek tea.

I liek to ride the bike.

I liek coffee.

I liek to sew.

I'd choose No. 4, but now you're going to tell me that you do do crochet, right? .

 

This is a reference to driving my Clio, I frequently want the sun visor down even if it's not actually sunny. Definitely if it is sunny!

 

Edited October 21, 2020 by Tropical Melody

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

Today's:

"I would walk over there and meet them, but [rain]water melts a witch"

 

[Cagey 4,248]

(weak laugh) “It was going pretty well, until March.”

[Denim&Venöm 19,158]

"If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport." 

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

"I'm bored, I'm just gonna kill it."

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

My other ride is an existential crisis ...

 

[Widdershins 9,960]

Spooky, Ooky Spookertons  go spookin up the place. They will go ‘n spoop themselves if you spook dey face.

 Spooky Spoops will spoop!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I'll set this table real good. Ain't nobody gonna fuck with a crazy guy."

[ExplosionMare 18,067]

We don’t need any drunk pumpkins in this house!

[Vefka 1,499]

"Take the camera that's near my body and take a pic of how I lying"

[Denim&Venöm 19,158]

"Today I’ll do what you won’t, so tomorrow I can do what you can’t.”

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"Right then so we basically got bugger-all done today"

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,412]

The advantage of wisdom is that you can play dumb. The opposite is more difficult.

[Denim&Venöm 19,158]

"I need to eat my dog's homework." 

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"I wanna get a good night's sleep so I'm about to pop a Benadryl and sleep like a dead person"

 

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

"Hey, look, a pile of rocks."

"You're a pile of rocks."