Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"If you make a mistake, try to do it twice, and smile. That way people will think you meant it."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"Either call me a dike or don't call me at all!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"She doesn't give handjobs, she gives hand careers."

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

 

"...looking weirdly like some guy's leprosy afflicted genitals..."

[Clawdeen 15,120]

I was starved for someone to just be pleasant 

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"Trying to organise my diary for 2021 will be like nailing jelly to the ceiling"

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Those don't feel like a man's hands.

[Oleks 1,993]

"You gotta push the ugly button."

[Treeglow Flicker 13,763]

Where's my force captain badge? Also my tights.

[Cash In 22,456]

"The first rule is to be in awe. Are you in awe? You better be, or we'll send a CIA agent to assassinate you."

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"Hey, when it rains, does that mean God is peeing on us?"

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

"I may have sold him a very-expensive wool rug... that was made from the fur. Of. A. Skunk...'s butt."

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"You've been polishing your Primus again haven't you?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"There are two types of people in this world. 

Avoid them both." 
 

[Samurai Equine 52,101]

*Sees a sign for a business called Coco Palms* ... Coco Pal-ums. 

[raykv423 1,689]

Moments ago, Samurai Equine said:

*Sees a sign for a business called Coco Palms* ... Coco Pal-ums. 

Is Coco Pommel the owner of Coco Pal-ums by the way? (/joke) 

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"I caught me brush in me knurling tool – that'll bring tears to your eyes ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"Call every lesbian you know, we're smoking this bitch out!" 
 

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"I forgot to put the little beard on the Tom Tom"

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Ben Stiller's doppelganger in... Something..."

[Sphinx-Ara 3,571]

"How does it feel? Cause it's tearing me apart. How does it feel? You can't control me anymore"

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"Snoop Dog has Arn's Waffle House menu in his hand!" 

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

"I owe you several newspapers over the snooter in fact"

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"For $50 more you get a semi-rigid backing and full waterproofing, so that leaves you mildly impaled, but with dry socks"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"Do you remember Google Glass? Yeah, me neither"