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[Tropical Melody 8,457]

'Motorcycle sidecar shower curtains' is not a search term that intuitively comes to mind ... and yet! Here they are, four pages of them ...

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,288]

"iChupame los 2 huevos!"

 "iSi tardaras menos lo haria!" 

[Tropical Melody 8,457]

Shut up screaming you stupid bint

 

[Dark Horse 12,976]

Some of these guys will never make a dime, but in the process they've been the true renegades; and the true rebels always walk alone anyway.

[Tropical Melody 8,457]

"So there's two rules of the Internet for making videos, rule number one is, don't weld on the Internet, and rule number two, don't solder on the Internet; I am preparing myself right now to violate rule number two and subject myself to the comments that are going to accompany my soldering efforts, because the soldering army will chime in to tell me how wrong my procedure was and how they would have done it. If you guys haven't noticed I tend to employ a different soldering method every time I solder a wire. I figure that's the best way to generate the maximum amount of comments possible"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,288]

"Yeah, you walk yourself back to Waukeegan!" 

"Hey!  ... okay." 

[Northern Star 1,025]

"Portugal has a long and interesting history " - 3 minutes 

[Tropical Melody 8,457]

"Hold tight! Hold tight! All the fun of the fair! Only 50p a ride. The louder you scream, the faster we go ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,288]

"Wow, this is going to be insane.

Edit: that was fucking insane." 

[Northern Star 1,025]

"'K'? Where the hell did you get 'K' from?"

[Tropical Melody 8,457]

"We're entering into a situation where we'll have to try something else first"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,288]

"You poured me a cup. It smells like an Indian restaurant." 

[Tropical Melody 8,457]

"It's not really a valley – I'd call it a crevice"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

Matthew 4:9 and the Lord said unto Otis "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?"

[Denim&Venöm 21,288]

"Imma be honest. As much as I love pants in character designs, armoured skirts fuck." 

[Tropical Melody 8,457]

"So it's a multi-use hole, if I was to try and make that ... wait, 'multi-use hole'?"

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,556]

I heard on the news that a tiny psychic escaped from jail.  A small medium, at large.

[Cagey 4,261]

(Click at your own risk.) 

Spoiler

"Let the record show that I do not want to have sex with Perry the Platypus."

[Denim&Venöm 21,288]

"God, how fking good do you have to be at drag to make the mob stop being homophobic?" 

[Totally Nyx 36,470]

I wonder if you can interdigitate your toes.

[Tropical Melody 8,457]

"So when I said 'You'll see in the future', well now is the future! Literally, now is the future. From when I said that then. When I said, 'One day', well now is the 'one day'"

 

[Here No Longer 5,289]

"I guess this is supposed to be what happens when you have a little too much fun on monopoly night?"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

"Will somebody give Suge Knight a $1.70?"

[Emerald Heart 25,313]

"Dad, I love you, but you can be really annoying sometimes."

[Emerald Heart 25,313]

"Oh, my God! There used to be a Disney Channel show called "The Replacements!" Is this song based on that?"

"No. They were a band from the '80s."