Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 54,710]

Oh great, I got the dusty plate. Hope this doesn't kill me!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Listen... this may sound strange..."

But can I have the giant wooden fork?"

[Tropical Melody 7,387]

"String is cheaper than brand new ladders"

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

It's okay if you disagree with me; I can't force you to be right.

[Sunset Rose 254]

"You can't... it's time to offend!"

[ExplosionMare 21,146]

Diamonds to the croootch

[Tropical Melody 7,387]

"We can't go any bigger than that, because your ass is huge ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,332]

"Who doesn't know about blind people?" 

"Deaf people probably never heard of 'em." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I AM ADOLF HITLER!"

"You got anything original?"

[Tropical Melody 7,387]

She trembled as she awaited the ending of the universe. God being dead, she understood that this normally followed. But after a time, she decided that the internal cohesiveness of things might serve to hold the universe together for another hour or so; and such being the case, she thought it advisable to bring the matter of the imminent Yuga to the attention of someone better suited to cope with it.

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,332]

"I am that wall

Now and forever

Come get that revenge

When you're feeling better"

[Castle Bleck 19,440]

"-- The Dissin' of Phoenix Wright --"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"This guy looks like he's had too many lemons, and this lady here thanks me for the pizza with a headbutt *headbutt followed by noises of pain*
This doctor over here tells this preteen straight to his face that he looks good, and this guy can't help himself from sucking on my face."

[Tropical Melody 7,387]

"I had to sell my body. I mean I'm not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I was using it to hassle the spaghetti hoops earlier, wasn't I?"

[Windy Breeze 15,200]

my phone was a bomb

[ExplosionMare 21,146]

You have to hold it and pull it back!

[Tropical Melody 7,387]

"I was in awe how anybody could totally eff up a mug of tea and buttered toast."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Man I'm well overdue for a poundland special."

Edited April 25, 2021 by Peter Pancreas

[ExplosionMare 21,146]

Jays are gentlemen!

[gamecubeguy214 2,513]

Is our Roomba gay?

[Tropical Melody 7,387]

On a second tour of the deck we were forced inside by gusts so strong I almost got blown into the empty swimming-pool

 

[ExplosionMare 21,146]

(To the theme of the Pillow Pets song) It’s your mom, it’s your dad, it’s your uncle too!

[Denim&Venöm 20,332]

"You say, tomato. I say, I'm too old for this st." 

[Handsome Changeling 1,852]

"You just watched your son die, and now you're eating him!?"