Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,648]

"You wanna know the mystery behind the scar on your butt?" 

[Tropical Melody 6,749]

"Half past eighteen hundred hours, September twenty-seven, six million BC."

"Check."

 

[Emerald Heart 24,954]

"What if I wanna spill my crap?"

[O-78 28,608]

"Maybe, just maybe, I really don't give a shit!"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Doesn't get much more sexy than this, except those two obese dragon bois."

[Emerald Heart 24,954]

"No! Don't kill the hot one." 

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,607]

"I need your John Hancock."

[Shiki 5,857]

"There's only one thing I can think of feeding you"

[Cash In 22,680]

"Uh, you realise that everyone is about to drown, right?"

Edited July 28, 2019 by Cash In

[Early Sunsets 2,108]

"We just killed a police officer, what do we do?"

"Run."

[Lucky Bolt 35,094]

*from yesterday*

"Oh btw that reminds me someone deserves a reward when he gets here." 

[Xe__or 4,377]

18 minutes ago, Lucky Bolt said:

*from yesterday*

"Oh btw that reminds me someone deserves a reward when he gets here." 

Is it  a kinky quote 

« Even hidden you get burnt » 

[Tropical Melody 6,749]

Metamorphosis And Other Stories 

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,947]

The remains of the sofa have been out there for almost a year and it still makes a shit garden ornament. It's also blocking my Buddha statue!

Edited July 29, 2019 by Treeglow Flicker

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Huge piece of broccoli on the front of this one."

[Emerald Heart 24,954]

"The dog's name is Killer, maybe it did it?"

[Prospekt 11,021]

"She's becoming too powerful! Vive la Revolution!"

[CoconutCake 360]

“Check yourself before you wreck yourself!”

(words to live by tbh)

[Early Sunsets 2,108]

"Great! Now I'm only $85,000 in debt!"

[Lucky Bolt 35,094]

*From yesterday* 

"You don't just, go up to your girlfriend and tell her you're gonna go over to your "female friend's" house to "watch some Netflix."

"My question is how was she totally okay with that?" 

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,607]

"OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SH**TING IN THE SINK!"

"Your toilet insulted MAH SPOONS!"

[Emerald Heart 24,954]

"Whatever comes out of me, comes out of me and I love it."

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"That's one big @$$ bay of hale."

[Emerald Heart 24,954]

"I need future Olivia spawn!"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Gyahh...pull 'em out by the ring! That's not the first time I've said that."