Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"You get a lot of repressed feelings, don't you Friday? Must be what keeps your hair up!"

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Have a category where Link smokes a blunt and call it Dank%"

 

Edit: Wait... That actually exists. https://www.speedrun.com/ootextras#Memes

Edited October 21, 2019 by Spider Demon

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

What if "barnacles" was pronounced the same way as "Socrates"?

[Denim&Venöm 19,209]

“We’re going to take all of Matt Riddle’s merch money!”

[Samurai Equine 52,152]

I never understood why Robin/Dick Grayson had fans that want him to have an awesome, solo hero moment. But then I look at Gohan from DBZ, and I think I can finally understand why. I never read the manga, but I saw the anime many times, and I saw plenty of moments where Gohan could have been the new main character. Likewise, I never read most of the Batman or Teen Titans comics. Maybe if I did, I'd see what Robin's fans see in him.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

"Down by the Bayes..."

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

22 hours ago, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

What if "barnacles" was pronounced the same way as "Socrates"?

Works for me!

 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

I hope you really really lke prawns!

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,779]

"I was planning on painting the bathroom ceiling today. But the truth is... I just can't be bothered."

[Denim&Venöm 19,209]

"Arthur, be dramatic all you like, but I swear to fk if you break anything I will get the incense and salt and evict you." 

[Samurai Equine 52,152]

Where the bloomin' onion is my hat?!

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Hey this is really good!"

"Yeah??"

"That's the thing about you Europeans. You got finesse! You know about quee-zine!" – (cuisine) – "Out here it's just gobble and grab – grab and gobble ..."

 

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"I tried to be God, but I failed."

17 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

Where the bloomin' onion is my hat?!

Maybe at Outback Steakhouse?

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

(Not me, unfortunately)

"The butthole is the first thing to fall off! Don't you know your Science? Your Anatomy?"

Edited October 23, 2019 by Spooky Emerald

[Denim&Venöm 19,209]

"Reblog if all you want to do is be braless and eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man." 

[Samurai Equine 52,152]

Hmm... Should I get the one with the diamond pattern or not? 

[Lucky Bolt 35,072]

“We did it in the hotel room.”

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

[Dilbert strip: a new directive says bosses should be more proactively involved in their employees' work, except that they know naff all about what their employess actually do]

[Dilbert] "Our original project timeline was twelve months, but since you pitched in the help... I don't have an exact end date, but it's roughly the same time that the sun becomes a cold, dark chunk of coal the size of your forehead."

[Boss] "We'll need flashlights."

[Dilbert] "And sweaters. It could get nippy."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,779]

"Behold! The scalding intensity of my steam cannon! Kya-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!"

Edited October 24, 2019 by Treeglow Flicker

[ExplosionMare 18,079]

It’s like slavery, with benefits.

[Denim&Venöm 19,209]

"Gossipy rural townsfolk warning of tall brick sthouse lesbians who might hit on me have no idea." 

[Totally Nyx 36,114]

Learn the currency of the realm, 'cause in this town we use skittles!

[Splashee 28,566]

Spoiler

Spoiler

"Thank you for the host,... CantGetToWooden18...." (silence) *laughter for over a minute*

 

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,072]

“Welllll sh************t!!!!” 

[Oblivion 20,268]

"Im outta juice"