science How to actually be 1% pony?

[Sparklefan1234 161,870]

On 9/15/2019 at 4:51 PM, Lucky Bolt said:

I think I'd rather step through a magical portal if I wanted to become a pony, thanks. 

@Jerica possesses the key to the portal so you might be waiting for a while. 

Edited September 17, 2019 by Sparklefan1234

[ShadOBabe 18,984]

28 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

@Jerica possesses the key to the portal so you might be waiting for a while. 

Edited September 17, 2019 by ShadOBabe

[ChB 18,532]

On 9/15/2019 at 10:58 AM, Muffinnz said:

Ever heard the phrase "if you eat a block of cheese you're 1% cheese?"

What if you eat a chunk of meat from a real pony? Are you 1% pony?

You are what you eat????

If I eat a cheese sandwich, does that make me 1% Weird Al?  

[TheRockARooster 47,307]

I will never eat horse/pony.

 

NEVER!!!!!!!!!

And no one can make me.

[Dreambiscuit 8,024]

I think I ate horse meat once, inadvertently, at a burger joint in Lost Hills, Ca. And it was delicious. 

[KatonRyu 1,026]

When I saw the post title, the 'eating enough meat to have 1% of your mass be pony' was the first thing I thought of. In all honesty, horse meat is pretty good, so you could probably try it out. I'm not going to considering I'd have to eat around 900 grams of meat to achieve that, which is a bit much even for me.

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

I’ll stay a human thanks . But I’d give horse meat a try I suppose, I don’t usually like meat though.

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,410]

That’s not true at all. I am 100% trash and to my knowledge I have never eaten trash before.

[Moon Sugar 532]

I'm going to have to shake my head, and worry about you 

[Splashee 28,537]

Well, better head to McDonald's and order that burger. They do have pony meat I have heard. Maybe it was China, and maybe it was dog meat? I can't remember! But.... Wait, isn't China censoring things like McDonald's and Google and US stuff?

 

Where can I eat ponies then? *Looks at collector shelf with 100+ of G1 ponies* If I take a bite, will they lose in value?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,968]

Maybe drink the horse... c*m milkshakes from New Zealand

[ZiggWheelsManning 7,368]

The only answer is to think like a pony  

[Clawdeen 12,110]

If you are what you eat. Then if I want to be a human I guess that means I need to eat another human.