Worst thing someone could put in a piñata?

[Reality Check 627]

Slime and boogers, especially for whoever has to clean that up

[Magic Note 2,739]

Ketchup or mayonnaise. That would be a nightmare to clean up.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,117]

A black hole. Nothing kills a party like everyone being crushed into a singularity.

[RakanTheMan 123]

small barrels of radioactive waste that can poison anyone from a mile

[Wingnut 6,738]

On 2020-07-22 at 1:56 PM, Pastel Heart said:

Well, at CZW Tournament of Death 15, someone brought a Pinkie Pie pinata full of thumbtacks. owo

Thumbtacks was the first thing I thought of for our hypothetical piñata of horror. That would be a CZW gimmick too. :p. 

[Sparklefan1234 162,998]

Rocks. Unless, it is the birthday of a Pie family member. 

[ExplosionMare 18,012]

Explosives that go off as soon as you touch them

[Sparklefan1234 162,998]

1 hour ago, ExplosionMare said:

Explosives that go off as soon as you touch them

 

*Looks at "ExplosionMare" username*

So...You mean yourself? 

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Toothpaste and floss 

[Totally Nyx 35,558]

Cement. Those poor kids are gonna keep beating on it and beating on it and it will never bust open.

[Savygriffs 5,031]

I don't know if it's the worst, but beans. What an absolute mess, it kinda makes me chuckle imagining busting open a pinata only for beans  to come spilling out instead of candy.

[Evil Pink One 13,381]

El kukarachas

[Windy Breeze 15,177]

Tabasco sauce 

[Dreambiscuit 8,382]

Three week old unrefrigerated milk. You can’t un-smell that.

[Clawdeen 12,122]

Razor Blades

 

 

 

[Sparklefan1234 162,998]

On 2020-12-10 at 1:14 PM, ExplosionMare said:

Expired candy

 

"Expired gift cards!?" - Rarity, absolutely 

[ExplosionMare 18,012]

Pony Life toys 

[Sparklefan1234 162,998]

8 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

Pony Life toys 

 

The faces on those Pony Life toys look more like fish than ponies, IMO. 

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Honey or something else that's messy wouldn't be good to have in a piñata.  

[ExplosionMare 18,012]

Bills. Welcome to adulthood, kids!