Just type without thinking. Don't stop to pause. Just type.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Fucking hell soft mints are fucking hard on the head when chewing on them!

[Porrot 96]

I like to chew lizards on my unmentionables.

 

what.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Why would someone name them self Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop and then commit crimes, 

they've made a laughing stock of them self!

 

Thank you Paul ( @Chef-Computer-Sheep) for telling me about Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop 

[SharpWit 2,611]

I could really go for some toast right now but I'm out of butter. There's margarine I could use but I prefer that for cooking and it just doesn't taste right. I don't even like real butter that much, I get that stuff that's made of vegetable oil or whatever that comes in the plastic container. I think 70% of the container is the same stuff as the contents, could have sworn I read that some where. I do have milk and some strawberries so add some sugar and make a smoothie but I like to use half and half because I think it captures the sweetness and texture better. I could always default to cereal, but which one? I have cheerios which tastes great with some sugar and sliced banana, but we bought the bananas last night so they might not be ripe to my liking, and if I want sweetness I could just have frosted Minnie wheats but then I'll feel bad about not eating the cheerios because we've had them for a while and I do like them just not as much as the other cereals. I feel like cheerios are better to have when it's cool out, I don't know why. There's rice Krispies but I've been holding on to them in hopes that my little brother calls up wanting to visit because we also have a crap ton of Minnie marshmallows so we could make rice krispie treats together. I should call him actually. I was talking to him the other day over the phone but I received another call and never got back to him. I also need to warm up and filter my chicken stock so I can boil it down to make pocket soup. Also the rice krispies are better for a day when I have to be out and about, they feel lighter in the stomach and if I have to walk a long distance it won't give me as much of a stomachache. I was running late to catch my bus one day and I did make it in time but I felt really sick afterwards and threw up my breakfast. It was Applepie. That sounds good right now. I have everything to make one but I'd have to clean the kitchen first and making it will take a while plus I'm not in the mood to get my hands all sticky from cutting the apples and handling the dough. I hate that feeling. Not as much as I hate the feeling of pet food. Sticky sucks, but greasy and gritty are worse, and pet food combines the two. Randomly reminded of a time when I was like 5 and threw sawdust up in the air pretending it was snow, lots of fun. Did it again when I was 7 and it got all in my hair and clothes and I was super itchy. Just got a phone call, I'll end it here.

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

According to the laws of aviation bees should not be able to fly, but bees do it anyways because bees do not care what humans think is possible.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

According to the laws of aviation bees should not be able to fly, but bees do it anyways because bees do not care what humans think is possible.

What the fuck are you on about,

no offense but it sounds like nonsense!

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

What the fuck are you on about,

no offense but it sounds like nonsense!

I don't wanna leave the Congo

[Feather Scribbles 194]

So let me get this straight: toothpaste with the woodchuck chuck wood gave me a tortoise for my pet birthday so that I could just scream hallelujah? Awesome.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, Lucid_Nightlight said:

I don't wanna leave the Congo

Huh?

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

Why does people always offend you after the phrase "No offense, but..."

[Porrot 96]

21 minutes ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

According to the laws of aviation bees should not be able to fly, but bees do it anyways because bees do not care what humans think is possible.

I'M DYING.

[NothingIsEverything 1,239]

So....

 

BITCHES BE SHOPPIN

[Pieburner 1,680]

this is a recorded message of dead memes and shit so i should be able to do some things for a certain man hahahahahahahahahahahaha this sucks man

[Mystic Brush 103]

oh my word this tune is annoying.yes i know its really annoying. i cant get this song out of my head.make it stop this tune is annoying. i gotta go to work in the morning. now im gonna be humming it in my bed.

Edited May 19, 2018 by Mystic Brush

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

So this topic exists and I do not know how to use it properly. Also, is that a Nintendo Switch with pink Joycons I see? Awesome! There needs to be more colours for those things.

[The Recherche 29,967]

I vine pine tree gauge banana folklore marshmallow frisbee synagogue polio minced meat blueberry cherry Bulgaria...

Don't ask what's been on my mind recently! 

[MilkTea 284]

eyedrops hurt my eyes what I don't know my eyes are sensitive so I cant do that ot them my eyes eyeballs surgery oh god eye surgery oh no what the no not the eyes oh my god his eye fell out oh n o please stop it

 

[Pieburner 1,680]

so old up youre telling me i can hit that yeet well thats real easy aaaaaaaaaa fucking kill me please lol

[Nature Tune 8,392]

Oh really i have no idea why hahaha geez what are she saying nintendo germans video im not drunk so yes there you do not accidentally accoet me for who she is.

[DJStrike 30]

I don't like your peaches, they are full of stones. I like bananas, because they have no bones. Don't give me tomatoes, can't stand ice cream cones. I like bananas, because they have no bones. No matter where I go, with Susie, May, or Anna. I want the world to know, I must have my banana! Cabbages and onions, hurt my singing tones. I like bananas, because they have no bones.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

So here we go again, the cat just ate a squirrel and is now meowing at me like there is no tomorrow, what do we do today? I don't know what we do today, but I need to eat something tasty. What is tasty? What is food?

[Luna's Admirer 945]

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[Pieburner 1,680]

UNA BRUJA FANTASTICO ME DIO UNA FORMULA

 

PARA QUE TU ME QUIERAS, QUIERAS O NO QUIERAS

[MidnightFire1222 2,105]

I'm so tired. I don't know why I do this to myself, staying up so late. I blame it on my bad bad BAD sleeping habit. I've had bad sleeping habits since high school and that was like, what, over ten years ago? I blame it partly on my drawing too. I love to draw so much and now that we have a new puppy it's hard to find time to do it during the day, so I've taken to doing it while it's at night and he's sleeping on my parents' bed. Finished lining a new picture. I'm turning Sugarcoat from Equestria Girls into a pony. She got voted to be an earth pony after i made a poll on my twitter and she's gonna have a cutie mark of pink lips like the hairpin she wears in the movie she debuted in. Which one was it? Friendship games I think. That's the third one right? I'm pretty sure it is, because there was the first Equestria Girls followed by Rainbow Rocks, which happens to be my favorite one that I've seen. Anyway, back to the drawing she's all lined now. I'm planning to start color tomorrow and who knows I might get her done within the next few days. I can't wait until she's done because I love the way I drew her mane and tail. One of my favorites so far and I chose what I think is a good pose for her as well .I can't wait to be able to post it in my commissions shop (which is also linked in my signature; has a seapony octavia in it with a nother yellow pony with orange hair that's singing).

[PaulBron 173]

Yellow is the new orange