Is pizza a vegetable?

[Smokin'HotRarity 182]

Is pizza a vegetable? Read this article to find out more:

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2011/nov/18/pizza-vegetable-congress-says-so?CMP=twt_gu

[LowfatEnvelope 335]

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!

[Smokin'HotRarity 182]

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!

 

THIS IS AMERICA!!!!!!

[Envoy-in-exile 101]

Makes as much sense as this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oYrcsmJnio

[Killian Jones 2,655]

Legally a vegetable doesn't make it a vegetable.

[Jokuc 8,174]

WHAT THE HAY?

[Vicke 3,189]

America = They are bullied for eating to much pizza and to little vegetables,

 

Their solution, make pizza a vegetable.

[ShadowBean 318]

America = They are bullied for eating to much pizza and to little vegetables,

 

Their solution, make pizza a vegetable.

 

haha that made me laugh so hard I fell of my chair xD

[PlNKlE PIE 364]

Genuine pizza from Italy may constitute a vegetable, but American pizza definitely doesn't.

[Crispy 5,563]

America = They are bullied for eating to much pizza and to little vegetables,

 

Their solution, make pizza a vegetable.

 

WE ARE PROBLEM SOLVERS.

 

[Akemi Homura 7,681]

Is pizza a vegetable? Read this article to find out more:

 

http://www.guardian....s-so?CMP=twt_gu

 

[NewCalamity 3,454]

 

Yes. Pizza is a vegetable.

[Aureity 3,055]

A dough base is wheat.

Tomatoes are a fruit.

Cheese is dairy, sausages are meat.

The only "vegetable" in a pizza would come from the peppers...

[Ninja Derpy 343]

A dough base is wheat.

Tomatoes are a fruit.

Cheese is dairy, sausages are meat.

The only "vegetable" in a pizza would come from the peppers...

 

If you even get peppers. I watched a show on Discovery and apparently 1/4 of America eats pizza with any other topping other than pepperoni and extra cheese!

[Nah 3,182]

Why would someone think that

 

I don't know, therefore congress...................

[Pony Joe 583]

Oh my gosh, Congress, can't you see that we're the laughing stock of the world already? It makes more sense to make pizza illegal in cafeterias than to call it a vegetable!

Edited February 20, 2012 by Pony Joe

[Killian Jones 2,655]

WE ARE PROBLEM SOLVERS.

 

 

I'm an engineer, I solve practical problems.

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,719]

AMERICANS SUFFERING FROM OBESITY? DURRR WHAT TO DO? HERP DERP, GREAT SOLUTION! TELL AMERICANS PIZZA IS A VEGETABLE! THAT OUGHTA STOP OBESITY, RIGHT?

 

HERPADERPA, GREAT SOLUTION! WE R GENIUZ!!!111!One

 

(please don't take this too seriously)

[Radiance64 7,053]

I thought this would be about toppings. This was not about toppings.

[LowfatEnvelope 335]

I thought this would be about toppings. This was not about toppings.

 

Your avatar picture lets us see this

[CUINJALE 120]

Just so you guys know, Congress didn't just sit down and say, "Pizza? That there's a vegetable." They just decided to state that the tomato sauce included in pizza counted as a serving of vegetables. Of course, that's still a really stupid thing to do, since tomatoes are fruits.

[Yellow Diamond 7,575]

The Reagan Administration did something like this in order to justify ketchup being served in school cafeterias, if I recall correctly; that is, they defined tomatoes as a vegetable and said children were receiving proper servings.

 

I think we can chalk this up to one of those wonky government decisions which is driven by expediency and lack of knowledge.

[Smokin'HotRarity 182]

Makes as much sense as this

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oYrcsmJnio

 

makes perfect sense...he was bullied in school for being an otaku, speaking broken english and watched too many reruns of dark knight. next his teacher asked him to do something and he wrote "shit" instead due to being in a bad mood because of the bullying. next he sucks at english so he has to steal someone else's homework and gets caught. then he goes to an anime convention because he is an otaku. then he starts smoking cigs grows a beard and becomes a serial killer. Edited February 20, 2012 by glitterlicious

[FinalGamer 193]

It's BREAD.

 

GOD.

[Strafe 596]

Little does everyone know that pizza's one of the healthiest things Americans eat.