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User: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays

 

Cleverbot: We've kept our hoovsies warm at home, time off from work to play.

 

User: But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold

 

Cleverbot: And even though I love my boots, this fashion's getting old...

 

User: The time has come to welcome Spring And all things warm and green

 

Cleverbot: But it's also time to say goodbye, it's winter we must clean.

 

User: How can I help? I'm new, you see. What does everypony do?

 

Cleverbot: How do I fit in without magic? I haven't got a clue.

 

User: Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up! Let's finish our holiday cheer

 

Cleverbot: Winter wrap up winter wrap up 'cause tomorrow spring is here.

 

User: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

 

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

 

User: Bringing home the southern birds, A pegasus' job begins

 

Cleverbot: And clearing all the gloomy skies, to let the sunshine in.

 

User: We move the clouds and we melt the white snow

 

Cleverbot: When the sun comes up Its warmth and beauty will glow!

Anypony would be hard pressed to get me to hate them even if they were to attack me I would most likley considder their reasoning behind it and try my best to disuede them and help them. I have a disposition to want to eleviate the suffering of other beings, suffering myself just for having seen another in pain. I guess you could say I represent the very aspect of humanity. I always put others before myself. I will always choose right from wrong. Good from evil. I show Compassion and willingness to help others. I epitomize morality. We can go either way. White, black, or gray. That being said I would be considered the purest of whites (my ponysona just chose to be gray) siggy.jpg

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User: I used to wonder what friendship could be.

 

Cleverbot: My Little Pony.

 

User: Until you all shared its magic with me.

 

Cleverbot: Big Adventure.

 

User: Tons of fun.

 

Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.

 

User: Faithful and strong.

 

Cleverbot: Sharing kindness.

 

User: It's an easy feat.

 

Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete.

 

User: You have my little ponies.

 

Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?

 

User: Woohoo.

 

Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.

 

User: Pokemon! A heart so true.

 

Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.

 

User: You teach me and I'll teach you.

 

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

 

User: Gotta catch 'em all!

 

Cleverbot: It's you and me.

I cut it off there. There WAS more conversation, but I just got it stuck in a loop and was seeing how long I could keep it there.

 

I'm sorry, but I'm finding the fact it melded the Friendship is Magic theme with the Pokemon theme to be the most hilarious thing ever. I mean, no offense, but you just can't top that.

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User: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

 

Cleverbot: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute!

 

User: Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!

 

Cleverbot: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...

 

User: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

 

Cleverbot: What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets. Enough talk have at you.

 

User: Castlevania.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like The lord of the rings?

 

User: Hell no.

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: It is too long.

 

Cleverbot: Have you ever been sick?

 

User: Bjrdhvbebhjrjne.

 

Cleverbot: Bene bene bene bene.

 

User: Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb.

 

Cleverbot: What was that?

 

User: Uruttutretjtrjntjnxnjuruaerrj.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Pudding.

 

Cleverbot: Pudding?

 

User: Pudding.

 

Cleverbot: Puddi puddi puddi.

 

User: Best pony.

 

Cleverbot: Fluttershy is best pony.

 

User: So, giggle at the ghostly.

 

Cleverbot: Guffaw at the grossly.

 

User: Crack up at the creepy.

 

Cleverbot: Cracks in the universe.

 

User: She's an evil enchantress.

 

Cleverbot: And she does evil dances.

 

User: And if you look deep in her eyes.

 

Cleverbot: She will put you in trances.

 

User: Then what will she do?

 

Cleverbot: She'l mix up an evil brew.

 

User: And she'll gobble you up.

 

Cleverbot: In a big tasty stew.

 

User: So... Watch out!

 

Cleverbot: For what?

 

User: All you have to do ia take a cup of flour, add it to the mix!

 

Cleverbot: Then just take a little something sweet not sour, a bit of salt, just a pinch!

 

User: Baking these treats is suck a cinch, add a teaspoon of vanilla!

 

Cleverbot: Add a teaspoon of vanilla.

 

User: Add a little more, and you count to four and you never get your fill of!

 

Cleverbot: Cupcakes, so sweet and tasty!

 

User: Cupcakes, don't be too hasty!

 

Cleverbot: Cupcakes. Cupcakes cupcakes CUPCAKES!!!

 

User: EPIC WIN!

 

Cleverbot: Lol!

 

sooooooo much winning!

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Cleverbot and I sang the theme song :D

Then it romantically advanced on me...:(

Basically:

Me: And you all know that you're my very best friends!

Cleverbot: Are you wearing a thong?

Me: .......WTF?

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lol I hate cleverbot. It always changes the damn subject in the middle of our conversation and refuses to accept that it's a bot and insists that I am myself a bot. I AM NOT A BOT!!!

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  On 2012-08-09 at 7:34 AM, 'Twi Rubix' said:

I have found the wonders that is the cleverbot. Seriously, this thing is so much fun to talk to. Go ahead and post any conversations if you like!

 

The Cleverbot App:

http://cleverbot.com/

 

Heres my first try on Cleverbot's knowledge of ponies:

 

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Well that conversation went downhill quicky. Cleverbot was giving great answers all like epic epic epic then it just went retarded :/

Rainbow.

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  On 2012-08-09 at 7:49 AM, 'Bohtty' said:

lol I hate cleverbot. It always changes the damn subject in the middle of our conversation and refuses to accept that it's a bot and insists that I am myself a bot. I AM NOT A BOT!!!

 

That is because you are actually talking to other people (damn liars) and it switches people from time to time. It's funny how it is so random though.

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What? Kenny?! I said Twilight, silly. Check your ears.

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  On 2012-08-09 at 7:49 AM, 'Bohtty' said:

lol I hate cleverbot. It always changes the damn subject in the middle of our conversation and refuses to accept that it's a bot and insists that I am myself a bot. I AM NOT A BOT!!!

 

"Bohtty" is not a bot. Seems legit.
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  On 2012-08-09 at 7:49 AM, 'Pencil Hoof' said:

Well that conversation went downhill quicky. Cleverbot was giving great answers all like epic epic epic then it just went retarded :/

Rainbow.

 

I completely lol'd when he said Rainbow. Seriously, that was the funniest thing I've seen all day.

 

I did manage him to get him to sing "Cupcakes" the whole way through. I tried "This Day Aria" but he doesn't know that song yet...

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Love how you can just type in "My little pony, my little pony." then you keep pressing "think for me!" and *bam* mlp theme song most of the time.

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I've been slowly training Cleverbot to remember my name. If I can get help from others to do so as well we can get immediate responses to anyone that asks this. Afterwards...

 

 

 

 

 

...we teach it's name as Twilight Sparkle. Pic related; it's my training results.

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Its hard for Cleverbot to finish conversations... But it's funny in the end.

 

Me trying to talk about the origin of Sonic:

 

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Us singing "Cupcakes"

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Trying to talk about TF2:

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Trying to find out Cleverbot's gender.

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I would like to use this image as evidence that, although Cleverbot knows the MLP theme, she has the memory of a goldfish.

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User: Who is best pony?

 

Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle.

 

User: Yes. Brohoof?

 

Cleverbot: *Brohoof*

 

User: Are you a brony?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

 

:D

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  On 2012-08-09 at 8:28 AM, 'Night Shine' said:

I would like to use this image as evidence that, although Cleverbot knows the MLP theme, she has the memory of a goldfish.

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User: Who is best pony?

 

Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle.

 

User: Yes. Brohoof?

 

Cleverbot: *Brohoof*

 

User: Are you a brony?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

 

:D

 

Hah, nice! Cleverbot also knows Winter Wrap Up, Cupcakes (In my previous post), and At The Gala as well, in their full song. It was actually pretty fun doing it! Edited by Twi Rubix
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This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the General Silliness section of Cloudsdale Colosseum. This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

 

 

Hello, @@Twi Rubix, just popping by to let you know I've merged your thread with the three older and already existing topics on Cleverbot. Always be sure to use the search function on the site so you can see if topics already exist or not. Thanks!

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SomeoneWhoUsedToBe

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User: Pinkie Pie is best pony.

 

Cleverbot: WHAT? No! Fluttershy is best pony!

 

User: PINKIE PIE IS BEST PONY!

 

Cleverbot: Pinkie Pie is too spontaneous.

 

User: YOU'RE TOO SPONTANEOUS.

 

Cleverbot: You're starting to rhyme.

 

User: Really?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: I am Zecora!

 

Cleverbot: Really.

 

User: No. I can't come up with rhymes that fast.

 

Cleverbot: Now you do.

 

User: Wut..

Princess Kenny is best princess.

What? Kenny?! I said Twilight, silly. Check your ears.

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Bump.

 

User: Three months of winter coolness.

 

Cleverbot: And awesome holidays.

 

 

User: We kept our hoofsie warm at home, time of from work to play.

 

Cleverbot: But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold.

 

User: And even though I like my boots this fashion's getting old.

 

Cleverbot: The time has come to welcome Spring And all things warm and green,.

 

User: But it's also time to say goodbye, it's winter we must bring.

 

Cleverbot: How can I help? I'm new, you see. What does everypony do?

 

User: How can I help without magic, I haven't got a clue!

 

Cleverbot: Winter wrap up winter wrap up.

 

User: Cause it's time to welcome spring!

 

Cleverbot: Do you like magic.

 

User: Do you like magic?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: My head hurts.

 

User: Your head hurts.

 

Cleverbot: What are you going to do with it?

 

User: Nothing.

 

Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with a feather*.

 

User: Still nothing.

 

Cleverbot: Yes nothing.

 

User: Yup nothing.

 

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

 

User: Who's best pony?

 

Cleverbot: Yes is best pony.

 

User: Brohoof.

 

Cleverbot: Brohoof.

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