T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Yoshi89 5,293]

As someone who has Italian blood, that's a crime against humanity.

TPAM is of legal drinking age in their own country.

[Emerald Claus 24,868]

Yep!

TPAM enjoys a nice cup of hot tea.

[Yakamaru 3,127]

That I do. With a bit of sugar though. Speaking of tea.. Time to make some!

TPAM prefer chocolate chip ice cream over vanilla ice cream.

[TBD 17,254]

true

TPAM don't often eat sweet

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

1 hour ago, TBD 🚬 said:

TPAM don't often eat sweet

Nearly never indeed !

TPAM is a pure rocker 

[TBD 17,254]

Indeed

TPAM would like to bang his head to the wall while listen to rock

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Been tempted several times, but I'd get a headache afterwards. >:

TPAM responds to the phrase "would you kindly".

[bubbleteapony 584]

Would you kindly refrain from predicting my actions  

 

TPAM prefers coffee over tea

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Good lord, no. I'd rather drink cactus juice that make you hallucinate. Like Sokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender.

TPAM have not touched a bicycle today.

[Yoshi89 5,293]

I haven't touched a bicycle since high school.

If TPAM had to choose between SpongeBob and all the money I have in my pocket, they'd take the money.

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Money is always good. :>

TPAM likes Carpenter Brut.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,341]

No idea who that is.

TPAM likes old movies (made before 1990 or so).

[Methuselah 291]

I almost never watch movies.

TPAM did nothing for Halloween.

[Kamii 595]

You got that right.

TPAM likes candy too much.

[Methuselah 291]

Closer to the opposite, but I do like chocolate.

TPAM would be fine if gift-giving stopped being a "requirement" for Christmas (fine with not having to give gifts, fine with not receiving gifts).

[TBD 17,254]

I  would not care but since it's Xmas tradition and I love love xmas, I do care! It's what makes it special

TPAM is excited for xmas!

 

 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,341]

Nah

TPAM will give me a Christmas present 

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Does a brohoof count? 

TPAM is procrastinating on something they should be doing right now 

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

1 hour ago, Wannabrony said:

TPAM is procrastinating on something they should be doing right now 

Yes I know I need to take out the garbage, but I'll do that later  Also @Wannabrony? Man, it has been quite a long time since I've seen you around here!  Reminds me of the good old days.... 

TPAM still isn't done with their Christmas shopping yet 

[Cagey 4,248]

I think I’m done shopping, per se, but I still have some assembly left to do. 

TPAM is completely done with their holiday preparations. 

[Wannabrony 11,640]

3 hours ago, King of Canterlot said:

Also @Wannabrony? Man, it has been quite a long time since I've seen you around here!  Reminds me of the good old days.... 

It really has been a while right? It's been too long, I'm really glad to be able to see you and everypony again!  

2 hours ago, Cagey said:

TPAM is completely done with their holiday preparations. 

Almost! I'm almost there!  Just need to pick up some mayonnaise tomorrow from the grocery store, and I'm ready to go! (And no, the mayonnaise is not for cooking, it's a present for someone... )

TPAM believed in Santa at one point or another in their life.

[Will Guide 21,360]

28 minutes ago, Wannabrony said:

It really has been a while right? It's been too long, I'm really glad to be able to see you and everypony again!  

Almost! I'm almost there!  Just need to pick up some mayonnaise tomorrow from the grocery store, and I'm ready to go! (And no, the mayonnaise is not for cooking, it's a present for someone... )

TPAM believed in Santa at one point or another in their life.

Yup. and even though I kind of figured it out when I was four I still believe in Santa Claus as a Spirit of Goodwill and joy.

TPAM hates Disney. (I'm going for a guess against what I usually say)

[IronM17 5,373]

Disney has side I like and sides I don't like. But to tell them all would be to much. 

TPAM did not celebrated christmas this year.  

[TBD 17,254]

false, I did

TPAM have CO-Vid

[Yoshi89 5,293]

No. Had two close calls, though.

TPAM had the COVID vaccine.