Suddenly your favorite pony falls on you.

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

OOF!! Hurk - ugh... H-hello Princess Celestia!!

Big fan, you're gorgeous, an inspiration, I really like your mane, but... Can you please get off?

You're the size of a full grown horse, and I think I'm starting to black out... @_@

Edited January 12, 2015 by ShadOBabe

[The Shyest One 808]

It'd probably go somewhere along the lines of--

 

Flutter trips over and falls over me.

 

"O-Oh my goodness, I'm very sorry. I-I didn't see where I was going and-"

 

"Ah..!" Turn around and gasps. "Fluttershy! Are you okay, are you hurt? Oh my goodness, I can't believe its you."

 

She'll probably then look up at me, questioning whether we should know each other already since I knew she name.

 

"Poor thing, you're really far from Equestria. Let me help you out."

 

Likely calls off work to spend all day with her. <3

[Gernia 691]

"Yo, Pinkie Pie, what are you doing here?"

[The Mint Pone 2,294]

"Get your hooves off me you damn dirty pony!"

 

And dash never spoke to me again.

[Ridley Wolf 291]

First off, I would say "Ow."

Falling ponies are likely to hurt.

 

At that point, I would examine the object that fell on me.

Upon realizing that it was supposedly fictional Trixie Lulamoon, I would like check to see if anyone else could see her, or if I had finally lost my mind.

After confirming her existence, I would then check on her well-being. She would likely be just as confused as me at this point.

I would then explain to her that she had somehow crossed the Abstract Plane into our world, and would ask her how exactly she got here.

If it should happen that she had come through some kind of portal, I would offer to help her return to Equestria, and would give serious consideration to traveling there myself.

Edited January 12, 2015 by Ridley Wolf

[KatonRyu 1,033]

I think my non-brony girlfriend would kill me and eat the pony.

 

On a less disturbing note, I'd wonder how Dash came into this world in the first place and ask if she needs help getting back somehow. All while I'm slowly turning to stone under the actually really scary death glare of my girlfriend. (I really love her, but she can be scary when she's angry.)

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

'Uh..Howdy Pardner,Ow mah arm,Get outta my arm first.'

*after bandaging my arm

'So Applejack,Did you come here,a teleporter?'

[cdx561 238]

Rainbow Dash?

Why'd you fall on top me?

Wait a second.

Why are you holding me down?

Uh oh.

Where is this going?

*has a big smirk on my face*

HAHA if rainbow dash fell ontop of me id jus lay there and have a nice convo or somthing....uhh yea XD

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

Well...I would try and guess how a pastel pink cartoon pony fell on me, but since it's Pinkie, and she has no idea what the 4th wall is, I am just gonna assume this is Pinkie being Pinkie, then after that thought I would ask
"Wanna go prank some people? Oh uhh sorry, Someponies?" Hopefully she would say yeah and then pranking shall commence heheh...

[Monsoon 1,662]

I would just get up and walk away to do something

[Sanctified Absence 126]

I immediately pass out from the unbearable amount of blood escaping from my lungs and draining from my mouth like a hose with red food colouring in it.

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

Stare at them dumbfounded and then look around to see if other people were seeing this.

[ggg-2 3,553]

Then, you'd have to call an ambulance, because my favorite pony is Big Mac and if a pony of Big Macs size and musculature fell on a person......yyyyyeah.....not good.

[DATA EXPUNGED 324]

If Fluttershy fell on me? ...(   ͡°   ͜ʖ   ͡° ) ... *shrekking intensifies*

Edited February 11, 2015 by DATA EXPUNGED

[cdx561 238]

If Fluttershy fell on me? ...(   ͡°   ͜ʖ   ͡° ) ... *shrekking intensifies*

You wouldn't be the only one shrieking XD

[Fractured_Spectrum 201]

I don't think Rainbow would blush if she fell on anyone. I think she'd apologize for colliding with you and then tell you that she messed up a trick.

 

I think what would make her blush is the fact that I'd say, "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven into my loving hands, beautiful?"

Edited February 11, 2015 by Fractured_Spectrum

[OnieronautDraconequs 22]

Owch.

Owch.

Owch.

Owie.

Owch.

Edited February 11, 2015 by OnieronautDraconequs

[Po-Nonimous 583]

Stop, stare, blink and wonder what was in my coffee that morning.

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

If Lyra fell on me I would probably be badly injured.

 

But if cartoon logic applied and neither of us was hurt, I'd be amazed and say, "Welcome to the human world, Lyra. Could you please get off me?" 

[Confucius 194]

Sorry to sound odd but I would burst into tears of joy. I could then know that I could help get myself out of my sadness sometines by having fluttershy around. I would never feel sad or troubled again with her to talk to. I have a lot of friends and all but she would just make ny life so special.

[Ashen Pathfinder 16,161]

Luna, as much as I admire you, you're too freakin' large! Get your glorious moon-rear off of my chest! @_@

[cdx561 238]

Luna, as much as I admire you, you're too freakin' large! Get your glorious moon-rear off of my chest! @_@

Well if she fell on you she would probably flatten you... depends on how high she fell

[Scream Lucid Dream 103]

Applejack: wrestle with her affectionately and say "Oh AJ, ya' big dope, when did you get so clumsy?" And we would continue to muck about together, giggling and giving each other noogies.

 

Big Macintosh: I would be dead. Not that I hold it against him or anything, but he is fricken' huge. XD

 

Derpy: cuddle and kiss her between her lovely derped eyes.

 

Screwball: steal her and lock her in my apartment so I can take care of her. After all, she has nopony to look after her now. Her daddy Discord seems to have forgotten her. :'(

[Amourie 63]

How i would sound if anypony, anybody or anything land on me, but i am going to

go with Rarity on this one. 

 

Me: "Fraaawwwccckkk!!" 

 

 Rarity: "Oh in the name of Celestia, where am i !?"

"Oooh d-d-dear! Are you alright, i am dreadfully sorry for landing on you!"

 

Me: "Oooo look.... a pweety marsmalloz pony...." *blacks out*    -_-

 

Rarity uses her magic to pick me up and either take me toward a place of recovery, or

she might by chance find Twilight Sparkle.(I go with twilly xD)

 

Rarity, catching sight of Twilight, runs toward her.

 

Rarity: "Oh, Twilight there you are! I fell on top of this poor creature, i really don't know how

bu-" *she looks shocked yet puzzled*

"Twilight, darling, do you notice your on top of that thing as well."

 

Twilight looks down, then use her wings to float up and land on the ground. (A twilight lover's chance to pop in xD)

 

 Twilight: "Hey.. ar-are you ok?"

[Ashen Pathfinder 16,161]

Well if she fell on you she would probably flatten you... depends on how high she fell

 

I'm pretending (hoping) she used her wings as parachutes... XD