Favourite MLP:FiM Quotes!

[Dashabel 381]

Well, you've got the favourites. If you'd asked that question, I'd have answered you with tons. But since you said "best", I'm afraid there can only be one answer:

 

"It needs to be about 20% cooler."

 

Gotta admit, that's what we bronies live for!

[Apocalyptic_Unicorn 240]

I'm my opinion, it doesn't get any better than: "I'd like to be a tree!". 

Not to say that there aren't any other awesome quotes, because there are a lot, but this is simply the one that made me chuckle the most.

[DaReaper 1,944]

"What kind of welcome party would this be if it were quiet? I mean, duh, bo-ring. You see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all, hello, and I was all, [gasp], remember? You see I never saw you before, and if I never saw you before that means you're new, 'cause I know every pony, and I mean every pony in Ponyville, and if you're new, then it meant you haven't met anyone yet, and if you haven't met anyone yet, you must not have any friends, and if you don't have any friends then you must be lonely, and that made me so sad, and I had an idea, and that's why I went [gasp], 'I'll just throw a great big ginormous super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Ponyville'. See? And now you have lots and lots of friends!" Pinky Pie

 

"Oh and Twilight, you shouldn't hit the books. You should realy just read them"- pinky party of one

 

Yeah pinky just too funny and yes i copied and pasted the first one and she has tons of funny quotes i coukd spend a ling time typing "Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain" like that

Edited July 24, 2013 by DaReaper

[Chin Chin 29]

My personal favorite:

 

"I'm not giving him cake, I'm assaulting him with cake!"

-Pinkie Pie

 

I always loved that line. I have others as well.

[sunset_sprint 190]

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy's excuses for not coming to Gummy's afterparty party. From Party of One

 

Rainbow Dash: This afternoon?

Fluttershy: As in...?

Pinkie Pie: Yes! As in, "this afternoon" this afternoon!

Rainbow Dash: Oh, man! We'd love to, but... we're... house-sitting this afternoon.

Pinkie Pie: [sigh] Both of you?

Fluttershy: It's... uh... a big house.

Rainbow Dash: Uh, look at the time! We'd really better get going.

Pinkie Pie: Wait! Maybe I could bring you some after-birthday cake and ice-cream. Who're you house-sitting for?

Rainbow Dash: Harry.

Pinkie Pie: Harry?

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I don't think you know him.

Pinkie Pie: That's strange. I know just about everypony around here.

Fluttershy: He's... a bear.

Pinkie Pie: A bear?

Rainbow Dash: Yup! He's a bear all right, and he'll be pretty upset if we don't get over to his house soon.

Pinkie Pie: Wait! There's a bear around here who lives in a house?

Fluttershy: It's, uh, really more of a cave.

Rainbow Dash: But he's fixed up the place so much, it feels like a house.

Fluttershy: And, uh, he wants us to look after his house... uh, cave... while he's, uh...

Rainbow Dash: A-at the beach!

Pinkie Pie: He's vacationing at the beach?

Rainbow Dash: Yup! He loves to...

Fluttershy: [over Rainbow Dash] Collect sea shells! ...Play beach volleyball! ...Collect volleyballs!

Rainbow Dash: [over Fluttershy] Play beach volleyball! ...Collect sea shells! ...Play sea shells!

Rainbow Dash: Gotta go!

Edited July 24, 2013 by sunset_sprint

[Planty 1,053]

 

I'm my opinion, it doesn't get any better than: "I'd like to be a tree!". 

 

Not to say that there aren't any other awesome quotes, because there are a lot, but this is simply the one that made me chuckle the most.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyhs-Lu7y50

 

I have to admit I hand't thought of this until you said it, but that whole scene is just full on amazing !

 

Along with that quote I think this:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbjwSk8IBE4

 

Is my fav just for how cute applebloom is, who can resist that face :x!

[Dark Horn 430]

Too many of them to count... Discord has some great ones, so do Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie.

 

"I'd like to be a tree." always gets me laughing.

 

"Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain!"

 

"Ooh! Do me! Do me! Eh, I've seen better."

[Scarlet 16]

Huhuhu... My favourite... OK. I can't remember how it started

 

" -Yay!

  - Louder!

  - Yay!

  - LOUDER!

  - Yay!

  Rainbow Dash fell unconscious.

  - Too loud?"

Of course that was conversation RD&FT :3

It always makes me happy

[Ihei 713]

I liked their train conversation.

 

"Hey, Pinkie Pie, you asleep yet?"

"No, are you asleep yet?"

"If I were sleeping, how would I have asked you if you were asleep?"

"Oh yeah! *giggle giggle*"

"When we get to Appleloosa, you think we'll have to carry the heavy tree all the way to the orchard?"

"What tree? You mean Bloomberg?" 

"No. Fluttershy."

"Fluttershy's not a tree, silly!"

"What's going on?"

"Rainbow Dash thinks Fluttershy is a tree!"

"I did not say she was a tree, I was just--"

"Did you say she was a tree?"

"No, well, yes, but, not exactly--"

"You know she's not a tree, right?"

"She's not a tree, Dashie!"

"I'd like to be a tree."
 

[FancyPhoenix 197]

Well my all time favourite ever since I first heard it has been this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu_RmSJxtUE

Leaves me laughing every single time 

My second place goes to this gem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdwxog9Z7Ng

I dunno. I just love everything Sweetie Belle says 

[Corrosive Brony 48]

"Eeeeeyup" - Big Macintosh

 

Hhaha but I really like the conversation Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy have before the party for Gilda;

Um... Pinkie Pie... About this party for Gilda; do you really think it's a good idea? I mean...

Don't worry your pretty little head about mean old Gilda! Your Auntie Pinky Pie's got it all taken care of!

(Annoyed) I'm a year older than you.

 

I also like the song about Zecora that Pinkie Pie comes up with

[Jamie 302]

'My Little Pony, My Little Pony

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...

My Little Pony

I used to wonder what friendship could be

My Little Pony

Until you all shared its magic with me

Big adventure

Tons of fun

A beautiful heart

Faithful and strong

Sharing kindness!

It's an easy feat

And magic makes it all complete

You have my little ponies

Do you know you're all my very best friends?'

 

Anyway, seriously, it would probably be rainbow dash saying 'so awesome!'

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

Hi there @@Syl50o5. Since we already have a thread for favorite quotes here in Show Discussion, your thread having the same purpose, has been merged with it. Let the quoting continue!

[Budding Night 1,043]

"I bet you can't make a face crazier than... THIS!"

 

That just killed me, I absolutely loved Pinkie in Season 3, she was amazingly funny and entertaining.

Edited July 24, 2013 by Budding Night

[Fluttermoon 192]

Some of my favorite quotes from the show are these ones

 

Twilight: " She only has one cat. "

 

Pinkie: " ..Give it time. "

 

and..

 

Applebloom: " SWEET APPLE SAUCE" 

 

Big Mac: " eeeyup " 

 

Granny Smith : " Oh pony feathers! I'd forget my mane if it wasn't attached to my head! " 

 

Just silly ones like that. So funny. 

Edited July 24, 2013 by Fluttermoon

[Lume WMj 228]

"Ha Ha! The fun has been doubled!"

- Princess Luna

 

"Huzzah!! How many points do I receive??"

- Princess Luna

 

"And then I said, Oatmeal? Are you craz--"

- Pinkie Pie

 

"I'll wear this mustache..."

- Pinkie Pie

 

"Ohh~ Night vision-y!"

- Pinkie Pie

 

"What did I say? Ten. Seconds. Flat."

- Rainbow Dash

 

"This is my book! And I'm gonna READ IT!!"

- Twilight Sparkle

 

"You're... going to LOVE MEEEE!!"

- Fluttershy

 

"Pinkie Pie, you're a genius!"

"No I'm not. I'm a chicken!"

- Twilight Sparkle/Pinkie Pie

[dekutree64 713]

Pinkie Pie: Wait! Maybe I could bring you some after-birthday cake and ice-cream. Who're you house-sitting for?

Rainbow Dash: Harry.

Pinkie Pie: Harry?

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I don't think you know him.

Pinkie Pie: That's strange. I know just about everypony around here.

Fluttershy: He's... a bear.

Pinkie Pie: A bear?

Rainbow Dash: Yup! He's a bear all right, and he'll be pretty upset if we don't get over to his house soon.

Pinkie Pie: Wait! There's a bear around here who lives in a house?

Fluttershy: It's, uh, really more of a cave.

Rainbow Dash: But he's fixed up the place so much, it feels like a house.

 

And here's what takes that scene from "hilarious", to "OMG this is the greatest show ever made"... 2 seasons later:

 

Some more good quotes:

 

Fluttershy: Do you all think I'm a silly, gullible fool?

Rarity: Only in the sense of being silly and gullible.

 

Big Mac: SHMOOPY DOO!!!

 

Practically every line in this scene is pure genius:

 

Rarity: I'm nothing but a laughing stock!

Twilight: You're not a laughing stock, Rarity.

Rainbow: She kind of is.

Twilight: Shh! Come on out and talk to us.

Rarity: Leave me alone! I vant to be alone. I want to wallow in... whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in. Do ponies wallow in pity? Oh listen to me, I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'm so pathetic.

Twilight: Now what do we do?

Fluttershy: Panic?

Rainbow: That's your answer for everything.

Applejack: Well we can't just leave Rarity like this.

Pinkie: She'll become a crazy cat lady!

Twilight: She only has one cat.

Pinkie: Give her time.

[Arretez 225]

"You need to walk to the zoo? Well, who's stopping you?"

"Why does life have to be so ironic?!"

"I can't believe it. My friend... Have turned into complete jerks! Necklace! Necklace! Necklace! And big crown thingy! Come one, everypony, let's go!"

"Look out; here comes Tom!"

"What are you, a dictionary?"

Almost forgot one: "Here, branches, branches branches."

Edited July 25, 2013 by Arretez

[Esk 201]

"You ponies are being ridiculous!"

 

"But I hear Zecora...eats hay....."

 

"Pinkie! I eat hay! You eat hay!"

 

"Yeah, but I hear it's the evil way she eats hay...."

[LexiiCii 30]

Eeyup.

 

I also have other favorite quotes, but since my brain is a meanie head and doesn't like to cooperate, it won't help me remember all of them.

 

1. " Yay."

 

2. " Okie dokie lokie!"

 

3. " Nope."

 

 

Wow, I never thought would help me this time! Thanks Brain! Hey, no prob.

 

Eeyup

 

[sunset_sprint 190]

And here's what takes that scene from "hilarious", to "OMG this is the greatest show ever made"... 2 seasons later:

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So in the end they were house sitting for Harry the bear!!! I never made the connection, holy poop that the coolest thing I've seen today.

[Dzastur 1,719]

Pinkie Pie: "Gah! Bats! Bats on my face! HELP! WAIT, these aren't... tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala?!"

 

And, as referenced above, Rarity's meltdown scene. This is precisely why we want another Rarity episode.

 

[Rappy0 338]

"I'm the world champ you know I bet you can't beat me sqee."

 

"My little ponies! You're missing the point!"

 

"YOU'RE GOING ...TO LOVE ME!"

 

"DUN DUN DUNNN" (Not much of a quote but I still love this)

 

"Well I'm the gettest(?) alongest pony you ever did meet"

 

"The higher you go the chiller it gets"

 

"Hoof-biting action overload! She was like a stunt superstar, flying higher and higher, and then Rainbow Dash swooped down--swoosh--and right before she hit the ground--shoom-she pulled up--vrrrmmm!"

 

"Ohh... Am I sweating? Oh! I think I'm sweating! Oh, but it's absolutely worth it to get to spend time with my little sister. It just feels like this cart is getting heavier all the time!"

[MLP Moth 224]

This is the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING- Rarity

Can you do that? Can you explode twice?- Spike

Okay, just stop STOP- Diamond dog

Haha the fun has been doubled- Luna

[Starswirl the Trixie 975]

When rewatching "May the Best Pet Win", I discovered what is likely one of the most hilarious lines from the show.

 

I never noticed it before, and I wonder whether the joke was intentional or just an epic fail on the part of the writers/storyboarders.

 

Start at 8:40

http://youtu.be/t4Iz-kyO_ck?t=8m40s

 

(Rainbow derps between there and 8:50.  If you didn't get it the first time, rewatch...)