Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[The Recherche 29,967]

"Hey, cut me some slack; it's only 8:50 AM!" 

[Vicke 3,188]

Got you naked in my cellar, never let you leave. 

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

“Ya diiiig?” x1000  (it was annoying)

[Kitty_Cat 376]

“Literal junk that will waste an hour or more”

”Ready? I got mah FT music on! :3”

”In a while. Imma try to get done with a line”

”Yeah... they will be high fiving your face for doing such a good job on ruining some hard work”

 

All said by me.

[SharpWit 2,573]

"Yeah, looks like you've got Strep throat."

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

"Wierd Direct X Shenanigans!" - Clint Basinger, LGR (Yeah, I watch far too fucking much YouTube)

[PiratePony 8,475]

mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa

[Leavemealone 547]

“I like rusty spoons”

Yeah. I watched Salad Fingers for the first time today. 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

"Thank you! O God!" - Malinda Kathleen Reese

[thepissman 76]

“Go up the elevator and lick the roller coaster”

[Denim&Venöm 18,187]

"Happy mothers d-"

"Your socks don't match." 

 

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

“Wtf is wrong with this damn thing?”

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Can you not do that?"

[Lunar Glow 676]

“Can you dial the gay down a little bit?”

Edited May 14, 2018 by Lunar Glow

[Patty Thundersnow 4,150]

"The horseshoe was meh."

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

DONT YOU DARE DIE ON ME. I WILL F***ING KILL YOU IF YOU DIE

[Sphinx-Ara 3,549]

" Don't shed a tear for me
I stand alone
This path of destiny
Is all my own
Once in the hands of fate
There is no choice"

[Wannabrony 11,638]

"Nooooo!!! I only need sixteen-thousand to win!!"

[Here No Longer 5,276]

27 minutes ago, Lunar Glow said:

“Can you dial the gay down a little bit?”

No.  

[Nightfall Gloam 18,255]

"Just because you can port Mortal Kombat over to the NES unofficially, doesn't mean you should"

-Vinny from Vinesauce on his stream today.

[Cyclone 1066 3,617]

"Of course! I'd love to talk to your 43 year old boyfriend!" -my cousin

"First of all SHE isn't 43..."

I think @Lucky Bolt may have an idea what I'm talking about.

[Cash In 22,068]

"I'm a professional. I graduated from the institute of Nobody Cares."

[SparklingSquirrels 21,299]

"It's 80 degrees outside and we have to go to school in a burka!"

And

"What's next, syrup barbecue sauce?"

Edited May 14, 2018 by SparklingSwirls

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"These cookies are as hard as a rock."

[Guest]

"I knew Mexico wasn't in Portugal."