Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Sliding Bolt 4,360]

“Ya diiiig?” x1000  (it was annoying)

[Kitty_Cat 377]

“Literal junk that will waste an hour or more”

”Ready? I got mah FT music on! :3”

”In a while. Imma try to get done with a line”

”Yeah... they will be high fiving your face for doing such a good job on ruining some hard work”

 

All said by me.

[SharpWit 2,837]

"Yeah, looks like you've got Strep throat."

[The Kaeya Simp 13,992]

"Wierd Direct X Shenanigans!" - Clint Basinger, LGR (Yeah, I watch far too fucking much YouTube)

[PiratePony 8,488]

mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa

[Leavemealone 547]

“I like rusty spoons”

Yeah. I watched Salad Fingers for the first time today. 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,992]

"Thank you! O God!" - Malinda Kathleen Reese

[thepissman 76]

“Go up the elevator and lick the roller coaster”

[Denim&Venöm 20,306]

"Happy mothers d-"

"Your socks don't match." 

 

[Sliding Bolt 4,360]

“Wtf is wrong with this damn thing?”

[Here No Longer 5,286]

"Can you not do that?"

[Lunar Glow 677]

“Can you dial the gay down a little bit?”

Edited May 14, 2018 by Lunar Glow

[Patty Thundersnow 4,270]

"The horseshoe was meh."

[Kronos the Revenant 1,972]

DONT YOU DARE DIE ON ME. I WILL F***ING KILL YOU IF YOU DIE

[Scarlet SoftPaws 3,588]

" Don't shed a tear for me
I stand alone
This path of destiny
Is all my own
Once in the hands of fate
There is no choice"

[Wannabrony 11,640]

"Nooooo!!! I only need sixteen-thousand to win!!"

[Here No Longer 5,286]

27 minutes ago, Lunar Glow said:

“Can you dial the gay down a little bit?”

No.  

[Nightfall Gloam 18,290]

"Just because you can port Mortal Kombat over to the NES unofficially, doesn't mean you should"

-Vinny from Vinesauce on his stream today.

[Cyclone 1066 3,622]

"Of course! I'd love to talk to your 43 year old boyfriend!" -my cousin

"First of all SHE isn't 43..."

I think @Lucky Bolt may have an idea what I'm talking about.

[Cash In 23,020]

"I'm a professional. I graduated from the institute of Nobody Cares."

[SparklingSwirls 21,500]

"It's 80 degrees outside and we have to go to school in a burka!"

And

"What's next, syrup barbecue sauce?"

Edited May 14, 2018 by SparklingSwirls

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"These cookies are as hard as a rock."

[Guest]

"I knew Mexico wasn't in Portugal."

[Earl Grey Ghost 447]

"Far over the Misty Mountains cold

To dungeons deep and caverns old

We must away, 'ere break of day

To  seek the pale enchanted gold

 

The dwarves of yore, made mighty spells

While hammers fell, like ringing bells

In places deep, where dark things sleep

In hallow halls beneath the fells

 

For ancient king, and Elvish Lord

There many a gleaming golden hoard

They shaped and wrought, and light they caught

To hide in gems, in hilt of sword."

 

 

 

Edited May 14, 2018 by Memento Mori

[Cyclone 1066 3,622]

"All hail Princess Cyclone."