Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 8,379]

"Managing to keep the bank happy - though they are doing my biscuit in with their continual letters about sod all"

 

[Here No Longer 5,287]

"It's nice to see plant genitalia blowing gently in the breeze."

[Denim&Venöm 21,129]

"Unfortunately not a guy exploding through a table

with John Oliver. "

[Sparklefan1234 184,609]

12 minutes ago, Denim&Venom said:

"Unfortunately not a guy exploding through a table

with John Oliver. "

 

"Why don't you ask yourself that question?" 

[Tropical Melody 8,379]

Meme: Well clutch my pearls - 'cause I have the vapors!!!!

 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"What the heaven was hell coming to?"

[BulkyBright 37]

"Close your eyes and pretend that I'm a 14-year-old anime girl."

[Tropical Melody 8,379]

"Its getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda hectic, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda hectic, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda hectic, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda hectic ... please, stay off my back, or I will attack, and you don't want that!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,129]

"Sleazy Kyle!" *clap clap clapclapclap!*

"Sleazy Kyle!" *clap clap clapclapclap!*

"Sleazy Kyle!" *clap clap clapclapclap!*

"Sleazy Kyle!" *clap clap clapclapclap!*

[Tropical Melody 8,379]

"The square legs and feet would be no good for surfing either." - "That's getting a bit personal, but I can't help it, everybody on my dad's side of the family are like that. I blame the war."

 

[Lightwing 12,980]

"AND THEN THE DUDES COME ALONG, AND MAUL ME ALIVE"

 

...I swear it makes more sense in context, I promise

[Tropical Melody 8,379]

I know the feeling.

"This is where I went to school, most of the time I had better things to do"

 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,664]

“Y’know, for a doctor, you are seriously stupid.”

[Brony Number 42 10,097]

Someone get that man another banana.

[Tropical Melody 8,379]

"Drag your feathers across the dance floor, throw your shapes electric blue"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,129]

"Palpatine embraced the Austrian School of economics, the pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."

[Tropical Melody 8,379]

"Boy I'd really like to chew on my crotch right now"

 

[Mirage 24,792]

"You did that without gloves, didn't you?"

[Castle Bleck 19,514]

"I can do whatever I want, because I'm voiced by Dan Green!"

[Tropical Melody 8,379]

"If dogs aren't supposed to eat dental floss out of the garbage why do they make it mint flavoured?"

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,249]

*rumbling noises*

"....yes?"

*more rumbling noises* 

"Absolutely, what you in the mood for: RaceTrac or Mobil 1?" 

*rumbling noises again*

"RaceTrac it is."

Edited April 8, 2019 by Lucky Bolt

[Tropical Melody 8,379]

"Lose all your fears, they are keeping you down
"You won't have to fake it, while I'm around"

 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,973]

“Time to find his body and suck his di- I mean drink his blood”

[Cyclone 1066 3,626]

"If it doesn't come out dirty, try another hole."

[Denim&Venöm 21,129]

"Penis people!" *clap clap clapclapclap!*

"Penis people!" *clap clap clapclapclap!*

"Penis people!" *clap clap clapclapclap!*

"Penis people!" *clap clap clapclapclap!*