Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,990]

15 minutes ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

Fly, my pretty!

If I mention Wizard Of Oz, does that make me a pratt for guessing wrong?

 

Mine:

"Ever get absolutely sick of music? I just did. I finally snapped after 3 hours of being wailed at by Florence Welch"

 

[Here No Longer 5,282]

"That's what we need! English muffins! Packaged English muffins!"

 

This actually doesn't have context at all. 

[Xe__or 4,377]

"You're a pedophile, right? You want everyone to call you dad"

[BroomsNHops 260]

"You staying alive over there?"

[Samurai Equine 53,738]

Does it smell like the oil is burning?

[BroomsNHops 260]

"It's not burning I'm adding flavor to it!"

 

[Here No Longer 5,282]

"What a stupid bunch of idiots."

"Hey, they were a smart bunch of stupid idiots."

[Denim&Venöm 19,970]

"Hey, did you know that pineaples grow on trees?""

"Did you just misspell pineapples?" 

"Sorry, auto-corrected. Haha." 

"We're talking right now, what the hell?" 

*wipes forehead.*

"Don't wipe my forehead again." 

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,110]

“Was I drunk last night?” 

[Samurai Equine 53,738]

"Yurusenai! / Las cucarachas entran, pero no pueden salir. / Din jävla fitta! / Fiddle dee dee, potato~ / A bogan sheila with moccasins and a flanny. / Klaatu barada nikto. / Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong!"

[Suyu 108]

"At least **** like this happens when I'm not there."

[cuteycindyhoney 13,324]

"Honey, my bike has a flat."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,990]

 

"What about laundry?"

"What about it? Can't you be doing your smalls in the hand basin?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,970]

"Thus did dentistry begin. Not with drills and sterile offices, but with magic!" 

[Castle Bleck 19,401]

I'm tough; I made it halfway through Failure To Launch!

[Here No Longer 5,282]

"Me love gay $#!+ long time"

[Denim&Venöm 19,970]

"Wake up Sheeple!!! Death metal was invented by the military-industrial complex solely to sell civilians camo shorts!" 

[Lucky Bolt 35,110]

“I wonder how far in this can go....”

[Brony Number 42 10,079]

"Are you creeping?"

"A little."

[Denim&Venöm 19,970]

"This video would not have been completed without George Fisher's neck"

[Samurai Equine 53,738]

I like their Carne Asada tacos...

[ExplosionMare 18,114]

If I call you a b*****, it’s a compliment

[Emerald Heart 25,006]

"F*** THOSE PEOPLE OLIVIA, F*** 'EM!"

[Brony Number 42 10,079]

I think we might need to kidnap him and take him with us.

[Denim&Venöm 19,970]

"Can you get this stain out of my dress?" 

"Come again?" 

"No. This time it's ranch dressing."