Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Lucky Bolt 35,110]

*from last night* 

“I don’t have any f**kin help.” 

[Here No Longer 5,282]

"What is this creature coming into my room with no shirt and no pants?"

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

In comparison, people are embroidering QR codes that lead to Rickroll

[Emerald Heart 25,009]

"TELEPORTATION, Y'ALL!!!"

[Samurai Equine 53,818]

I wish I could iron like that.

1 hour ago, Spooky Emerald said:

"TELEPORTATION, Y'ALL!!!"

Zah-boo-dah dah-dah? Or maybe it was... Shoo-bee-doo woo-yeh?

[Denim&Venöm 20,000]

"The director offered to fill their buttcracks with blood to make it less offensive.

NBC agreed." 

[Tropical Melody 7,018]

The north polar continent is more user friendly — if you like jagged, glacier-crowned volcanoes, roaring torrents, hot springs, boiling mud holes, and precipitous valleys almost entirely devoid of level ground

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,000]

"You're a big ol' nuisance to local terrorist organizations, no matter how you choose to identify!" 

[Lucky Bolt 35,110]

“How come it always stinks like armpit smell in your room?”

“Cause that’s the smell of victory.” 

[Cyclone 1066 3,621]

"Did you know a soda bottle can hold 500psi?"

[Sunny Fox 5,952]

"Either way, you should probably keep your scrotum away from open flame."

[ExplosionMare 18,248]

They can’t get mad at us if we all do it at the same time.

[Samurai Equine 53,818]

Hey! Which head is the real head? Can you tell?
 

[Tropical Melody 7,018]

13 hours ago, Sunny Fox said:

"Either way, you should probably keep your scrotum away from open flame."

That is hysterical ! ..

That's made my day ta very much

 

 

[Tropical Melody 7,018]

"It was a little late for the summer of love, but the spirit was willing. Man. Revolution was in the air, and things like that."

 

[Samurai Equine 53,818]

The sauce keeps slipping through the holes in the scoop. Help me~!

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,018]

"Oh, sh*t, here we go again."

[ExplosionMare 18,248]

It’s personal because it’s my sink

[Tropical Melody 7,018]

"William will carry your bags, won't you William?"
"No I won't!" (*with Australian accent*)
"Hah well! He's lapsed into his native vernacular again! Yes! 'No hai wont!' Yes! 'No hai-ah h-wunt.' Yes! Yes! It's Filipino for 'It's a pleasure'. Very colourful these Filipinos, can't keep him out of his sarong in the summer"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,000]

"Turning the passenger airbag into a claymore mine using a coin collection." 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

When you're a griffon but someone calls you a bird: Meow?

[Prospekt 11,029]

"You're all good... you're all good... you're all good... you're all good... you're all good..."

[Samurai Equine 53,818]

Careful, you'll get me dancing.

[Tropical Melody 7,018]

"Got a 'phone call this PM to say it's all done. Which is great, except that I'm at Warwick Castle for a Medieval Banquet ..."

 

[Samurai Equine 53,818]

I wanted to save it for a special occasion, but... Since when is there a special occasion for fast food gift cards?