Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 57,107]

"Okay then! I'll check out that Panda's Box when I get home."

"Pandora."

"Panko bread crumbs?"

""

[Lucky Bolt 35,249]

“I still can’t get over the fact that my left arm is more buff than my right thanks to YOU.”

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

My brother: "What are they building?"

Me: "A building."

[Oblivion 20,282]

"those are MY nuts"

[Tropical Melody 8,437]

"Oh God I'm after falling down the stairs!"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,500]

She's left a piss puddle on the dining room floor in the shape of a perfect hexagon.

[Denim&Venöm 21,236]

“I’d rather wake up to a fox gnawing on my ballsack than that happen to me ever ever again.”

[TheRockARockster 55,274]

“Well f***, here we go again”.

[Denim&Venöm 21,236]

"Oh, this is going to be so f--king efficient." 

[Sunlight Glisten 369]

"The house burned down and grandma is missing" 

... it's been a long day. 

[Samurai Equine 57,107]

I only drink the superior tea.

[Here No Longer 5,287]

"it's a 30 inch electric automatic self-cleaning muskrat."

[ExplosionMare 26,561]

- It's not real football unless the ball is made out of a real foot

- I know it’s gross but it feels good

 

 

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,616]

"I know it's 2 in the morning, but how does Velma know the sound of Daphne moaning?"

[Tropical Melody 8,437]

"Aveeno Skin Relief Soothing Shampoo 300 ml, Price dropped 30% (was £9.50 when added to List)
41 Used & New from £6.35"

"Used. . ."

.

 

[ExplosionMare 26,561]

Is it satisfying to you too?

[Splashee 28,602]

17 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

Is it satisfying to you too?

I am so happy for you

 

I haven't had a day with any quoties

[Tropical Melody 8,437]

"It's pretty much dead straight – apart from when it isn't"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,236]

"I dare you to find a more metal sentence than 'Sharks love heavy metal because it sounds like their dying prey.' "

[Treeglow Flicker 14,500]

"All it's doing is combing the moss."

[ExplosionMare 26,561]

On 10/29/2019 at 1:00 PM, Splashee said:

I am so happy for you

 

I haven't had a day with any quoties

Why do you say that?

[Splashee 28,602]

4 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

Why do you say that?

Because I can read between lines Also because of your grin right now

[TigerGeekGuy 4,664]

I've had some these past couple of days now:

"Hey, what's up?"

"The opposite of down."

 

(Paraphrased)

"Oh, I always thought it was a slave cabin."

 "Why would we celebrate that and put it on a penny? That's like the equivalent of putting Lee Harvey Oswald's face on a penny."

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

"What if they planted 20 million factorial trees?" "There's not enough planet on the planet."

[ExplosionMare 26,561]

7 hours ago, Splashee said:

Because I can read between lines Also because of your grin right now

I swear though the context isn’t that bad