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[Tropical Melody 7,018]

"I don't do cold, I'm not built for it"

*Re: cold weather*

 

[Cagey 4,251]

“No, don’t turn her into a tree! What are you thinking?!”

[Never Returning 28,613]

"When nothing is going right, then go left!"

[Randimaxis 8,660]

"Man, that RV just came outta NOWHERE!"

"Careful; they bite."

[Samurai Equine 53,819]

HA! The meme! They did the meme! 

[Tropical Melody 7,018]

"And the hat's changed as well – this, 'old faithful', is going in the bin, 'cause it's minging – it really is minging as well – I'm pretty sure I could catch most thirteenth century diseases off of that"

 

[Lulaypp 2,556]

Why in the world are there two music videos in this playlist. Oh my goodness there is another one! What in the world! They should really sort this out.

[Oleks 1,994]

"If I always lived up to people's expectations, I'd be wearing a fedora right now".

[Tropical Melody 7,018]

"Hermes just picked up Gavin."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,254]

Do you want me rough-milking a cow, woman?!

[ExplosionMare 18,254]

Nobody wants your head

[Emerald Heart 25,009]

"Excusez... wha?" 

[Cagey 4,251]

“How many dumbasses does it take to fix a printer?” 
“Apparently more than five.”

[Samurai Equine 53,819]

You know, I'm all for a late night snack, and I don't mind waiting a while if the service is slow, but how long were you going to wait in line until you gave up? Until the horizon started turning blue? 

[Denim&Venöm 20,000]

"Koruken Hall, forever stained white after that display." 

[Samurai Equine 53,819]

Who, me? I'd never deny you the pleasure of cooking dinner, especially when you have your heart set on it. 
*In my head* Anything to get out of personally doing the cooking! 

Edited February 25, 2020 by Samurai Equine

[Tropical Melody 7,018]

"Is everybody here? Alright, now look here. If you touch it, it will fall orff."

Spoiler

*Sex education at Rugby public school, 1910. Peter Ustinov*

 

[Samurai Equine 53,819]

Aww man... I just wanted one bite of the tiramisu. 

[Deltroz 114]

I don't fall, I ain't never fallen twice in my life.

[DubWolf 17,665]

You are a fiery, fierce piranha. Show them your roar!

[Treeglow Flicker 14,091]

Bugger me, it's cold!

[ExplosionMare 18,254]

 @WWolf I exploded the piranha 

[DubWolf 17,665]

2 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

 @WWolf I exploded the piranha 

The Piranha is my cat :c

[Emerald Heart 25,009]

Me: "What about having a gopher on your head?"

Dad: "That lady."

[Samurai Equine 53,819]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S BULL S#%$&?! Buying clothes online.