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[Samurai Equine 54,649]

Huh... How long have these songs been translated? 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"What'd you say to fuckface, huh? Huh, did you say anything stupid, and by anything stupid, I mean anything stupid?"

Edited August 8, 2020 by Mike Dawson

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"Why did mum always have to shout so much?"

"Ah well that's redheads for you, son. Fiery."

 

[Pastel Heart 6,472]

Calling it now: Squidward wins the Pokemon League.

[Cagey 4,257]

“Didn’t you say you were on that thing too much? Get some sleep.”

(rolling into a ball) “I don’t smo-ke!”

“…Good?”

Spoiler

(Now her nonsense has devolved into pure gibberish.)

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"Then I will be King of Space! I'd be a merciful king, but cruel ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

"Nooo! What are you doing fighting for Americans?" 

 "Beating your bitch ass apparently." 

[Here No Longer 5,286]

"But it's free speech to say child labor's good, yes!" - in a clutching pearls type voice.

Edited August 11, 2020 by Dusknoir

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

Jerks see the world through goggles that dim others’ humanity.

[Princess_Bellalatanya 1,053]

"Keep koving forward"

[DubWolf 18,348]

“Oooh this hot water will kill the coroner  ... haa.. haa.. hooooooott  !”

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

The room had a painting on the inner wall, vaguely marine, five metres by three at least, blue-grey smears, possibly applied with a mop.

 

[ExplosionMare 20,918]

I’m not trying to butter your strawberries

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"What about laser eye surgery?!"

"It's not what you think it is."

"Oh."

 

[Partialgeek514 5,015]

Either the pirate, the parrot, or Jean-Luc Picard knows where the treasure is buried.

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

-eerie eric

-gothic garick

-punchy paul the poltergeister

-debbie does callus

-jack the gripper

-reverend grim

-menacing michael the frightfull disciple

-two spooks mackensie

-narly charlie

-nightmare night mark

-no longer nimble shanks

-ghostman pat

-be a-fraiser be very a-fraiser

-prince grevious bodily charming

-power bomblerina -

ghastly johnson

-judge grudge and the cudgle bunch

-unearthly birth of the murder hearder

-chilling charlie

-grave yard dave-yard

-crustopher jones

-the glum tum tugger

-old shooteronomy

-scareol -grizz the hella -jenny enny botch

-mark abotty -moody mark

-mr fistoferlies

-the biker mouse from mark

-gloomy gus the theatre bat bat

-Mr creeps who reaps the peeps

- spooky poo

-and victoria

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"I don't want to have to call my lawyer!"

"You don't have a lawyer."

"That's the main reason why I don't want to call him"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

"I was gonna say "Weird and arbitrary things are marked with the threat of execution" but yours is funnier." 

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"An interesting thing about coal is, that it doesn't really burn, people just think it does ..."

 

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

If I wasn't feeling like I was about to be utterly destroyed, I'd definitely eat more.

[Prospekt 11,034]

"Hey, what's up?"

"Good, how are you?"

"I'm alright, how are you?"

"..."

"Sorry, I just totally spaced out"

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

Those that say it can't be done should not interrupt those that are doing it (Chinese proverb)

 

[Sparklefan1234 179,048]

On 8/16/2020 at 2:47 PM, Denim&Venöm said:

-eerie eric

-gothic garick

-punchy paul the poltergeister

-debbie does callus

-jack the gripper

-reverend grim

-menacing michael the frightfull disciple

-two spooks mackensie

-narly charlie

-nightmare night mark

-no longer nimble shanks

-ghostman pat

-be a-fraiser be very a-fraiser

-prince grevious bodily charming

-power bomblerina -

ghastly johnson

-judge grudge and the cudgle bunch

-unearthly birth of the murder hearder

-chilling charlie

-grave yard dave-yard

-crustopher jones

-the glum tum tugger

-old shooteronomy

-scareol -grizz the hella -jenny enny botch

-mark abotty -moody mark

-mr fistoferlies

-the biker mouse from mark

-gloomy gus the theatre bat bat

-Mr creeps who reaps the peeps

- spooky poo

-and victoria

 

"Must be WWE's rejected names list from OVW...Minus "Victoria"". 

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

"How the frick did I not know that was there the entire time?" 

[Brony Number 42 10,089]

"Let's stop with this transformer until we resolve this issue with different labels."

"I'm eating a sandwich right now."