Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,531]

I would like to give the above a brohoof but they won't show for that post!

Anyway,

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,385]

"Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way." 

[Tropical Melody 6,531]

8 hours ago, Denim&Venöm said:

"Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way." 

"That's the great thing about Catholicism. It's so vague and no one really knows what it's about."

 

Edited December 6, 2022 by Tropical Melody

[Tropical Melody 6,531]

The trouble is, when you say to a general, 'You and whose army?' he just has to point out of the window.

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,428]

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge... Others just gargle.

[Tropical Melody 6,531]

"It was a simpler time, boys, a simpler time! Back when men were men, and ... women were .. women ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,385]

 "Holy fking st, She took the new girl to the Aquarium?"

[Tropical Melody 6,531]

"It's not as crinkly as everyone says it is, it'll be fine."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Hi diddly go f*ck yourself neighborino"

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"If it doesn't work, we can find something else. You know we like--"

"Stalking me?"

'Yeah. Stalking you is the best."

[Denim&Venöm 19,385]

 "Don't finger bang your girlfriend after making a hot curry from scratch." 

[Tropical Melody 6,531]

"Sure you won't have any dripping? It's got crunchy bits..."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,531]

"I need to go for a wee, so I'm going to have to go outside and take on Staggy Mac Stagface..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,385]

 "I got blood on my notes!"

[Tropical Melody 6,531]

"Begin coming undone now. It is my will, I command it ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,385]

 "So teach a man to fish, gently push it in this hole." 

[Ragland Tiger 3,428]

"Hi, I'm Judge Judy. I get paid $45 million a year to yell at people who have nothing."

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

"Wait, are you sure that if I Google "Breadwinners near me" it won't show the nearest wealthy man?"

[Cagey 4,248]

“You got into… chiropractor YouTube?”

[Brony Number 42 10,073]

The more you f--- around, the more you find out.

[Tropical Melody 6,531]

"Alright we're going to give this the Chrysler test, we're going to hit things with a hammer and if they start working again, that's the problem."

 

[Totally Nyx 36,208]

"Tell me what arm you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away."

"You just don't get it at all, there's not an arm I don't cherish!"

[Tropical Melody 6,531]

"There are no bolts and parts left over, so that's always a win ..."

 

[Dark Horse 12,964]

11 hours ago, Totally Lyra said:

"Tell me what arm you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away."

"You just don't get it at all, there's not an arm I don't cherish!"

Never heard that variation before. 

[Totally Nyx 36,208]

28 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Never heard that variation before. 

Between me and my siblings, we have lots of variations of that quote.