Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[O-78 28,605]

"If you'd just gotten off at Exit 4, all of this could have been avoided."

[Samurai Equine 50,689]

Soooo... Triple bag it, or quadruple bag it?

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"I'm only glad that your poor departed mother can't be here to see this now!"

"I don't know why you keep raising your eyes to heaven every time you mention mother, you know perfectly well she ran off to live in Frinton with a sailor."

 

[Samurai Equine 50,689]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today, I learned that Twilight and I share something in common. We both like to make songs out of our chores. 

[Emerald Claus 24,845]

🎶"We put the weenie in linguini... ReD lObStEr."🎶

[ExplosionMare 18,060]

“It’s redonkulous”

”RiDIC!”

[Samurai Equine 50,689]

People keep pondering my out-of-context quotes, and if they keep doing it, I'll have to ponder them out-of-context.  I wonder if they need a hug...

[Widdershins 9,959]

 Ya see, the downside to having Knives for Eyes is that you can't SEE yourself with Knives for Eyes. Knives don't really reflect light! ... I mean, they DO, but....

 

 

  And here I wait for someone to ask me "You alright, Man?" to which I will immediately respond with "No. Not at all. Thanks for asking."

[Treeglow Flicker 13,592]

Once I was through with them, it looked like Legolas had massacred an entire village of mutant ewoks. I even started using their own spears as arrows at somepoint.

[Samurai Equine 50,689]

Oh, that's simple!  Your phone is broken. 

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"Get me that knobhead on the 'phone."

"Which knobhead?"

 

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"I don't do cold, I'm not built for it"

*Re: cold weather*

 

[Cagey 4,221]

“No, don’t turn her into a tree! What are you thinking?!”

[O-78 28,605]

"When nothing is going right, then go left!"

[Randimaxis 8,652]

"Man, that RV just came outta NOWHERE!"

"Careful; they bite."

[Samurai Equine 50,689]

HA! The meme! They did the meme! 

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"And the hat's changed as well – this, 'old faithful', is going in the bin, 'cause it's minging – it really is minging as well – I'm pretty sure I could catch most thirteenth century diseases off of that"

 

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Why in the world are there two music videos in this playlist. Oh my goodness there is another one! What in the world! They should really sort this out.

[Oleks 1,993]

"If I always lived up to people's expectations, I'd be wearing a fedora right now".

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"Hermes just picked up Gavin."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,060]

Do you want me rough-milking a cow, woman?!

[ExplosionMare 18,060]

Nobody wants your head

[Emerald Claus 24,845]

"Excusez... wha?" 

[Cagey 4,221]

“How many dumbasses does it take to fix a printer?” 
“Apparently more than five.”

[Samurai Equine 50,689]

You know, I'm all for a late night snack, and I don't mind waiting a while if the service is slow, but how long were you going to wait in line until you gave up? Until the horizon started turning blue?