Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,664]

"I'm surrounded by Ds."

Edited March 29, 2020 by TigerGeekGuy

[Tropical Melody 6,979]

"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein

 

[Cagey 4,251]

“It’s our inspirational butter.”

[ExplosionMare 18,114]

3 hours ago, Cagey said:

“It’s our inspirational butter.”

Is it Exotic Butter? (It’s a FNAF reference if you don’t know what I’m saying)

[Samurai Equine 53,658]

*Receives the food I ordered online, and notices they spelled my name wrong on it* ...My name is Tomess now. 

[Oleks 1,994]

“Well, then try to crawl outside. You gotta feed your dogs, even if it is with own your dead body.”

[Tropical Melody 6,979]

"If it seems like everyone around you is being a jerk, it could be you are part of the problem"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,940]

"When I grow up, I want to be a mascot who slides into a vat of booze!"

20 years later

"Damn it... I got a PhD instead!"

[Samurai Equine 53,658]

Sad Rarity is sad...  Give her a biscuit! That will make her happy. Happy biscuit for sad Rarity.

[Tropical Melody 6,979]

"... and fill this box, so not including the box because I don't fecking want this piece of shit, but if you're starting out it's a box that you can have a lock on and put a lid on, you know, what's a fecking box at the end of the day, it's not, you know, it is what it is, it's a box, you get better quality boxes, yeah 'course you do ..."

 

[Muffinnz 3,223]

- "why didnt you tell anyone?"

- "no one asked"

[Denim&Venöm 19,940]

First thought was Memphis. My second thought was why the fuck did I think Memphis??

[Tropical Melody 6,979]

I am hugely intolerant of assholes

 

[Samurai Equine 53,658]

They'll take one look at me and say, "...Who are you? "

[ExplosionMare 18,114]

Kick it out and push it to the right 

[Tropical Melody 6,979]

So, India is fucked, Syria is fucked, Lesbos is fucked, Brazil is fucked ... and I'm not too sure about Russia

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,940]

"A gas station pump telling you you're a trespasser in gods territory is like, American Gothic satire."

[Samurai Equine 53,658]

Gosh dang it... Why do my favorite romance ballads have to be playing while I'm working?!

[Emerald Heart 25,004]

"It's not a vibrator, Mom."

[Muffinnz 3,223]

People keep telling me that life goes on, but to me that's the saddest part

Edited April 3, 2020 by Muffinnz

[Denim&Venöm 19,940]

"I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, "Don't you Fking dare" ,so hard that I take psychic damage." 

[Samurai Equine 53,658]

These don't look like the Double Stuffed I remember... 

[ShadOBabe 19,016]

“No on likes word problems, and if you do you’re a freak.”

[Tropical Melody 6,979]

Yep these are the tracks of my arse

 

[Vefka 1,501]

"Oh St, rest in peace, buddy"

UPD: it's not about sad thing

Edited April 5, 2020 by Ooredelen