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[ExplosionMare 18,067]

2 hours ago, Denim&Venöm said:

 

"Why do metal singers scream so much?"

 

"So I don't have to."

 

That’s exactly how I think of heavy metal singers

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"We're not really a camp site. People just camp in our front garden sometimes."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Oh good, we're going to eat Bugs Bunny. That'll teach him for dressing up like a woman and confusing us when we were young."

[DubWolf 17,279]

“I don’t remember the tree branches being this low  .”

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"I got a bit of advice – don't kneel on the bit of metal you've just cut off. One, it's red 'ot. Two, It 'urts ..."

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Where's your loaf of bread.

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

"I think I might change my major so I can become a Doctor of Puppyology."

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

This is not toast, this is bread with a bad case of dehydration

 

[Cagey 4,248]

“At least with skating, I don’t feel like I’m dragging body parts everywhere.”

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

"It's hard to figure out you are gay when all your straight friends don't want to sleep with their husbands either." 

[Oleks 1,993]

"This chicken has the Witcher's haircut!"

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"I've never had to cut ice cream with a knife before."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"There's nothing more adorable than a pony in a coat – ooh, look at your little pink jacket!  Oh my god, hi-ee!"

 

Edited February 17, 2021 by Tropical Melody

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Hey! No. Nn-no, get out of there Tomb Raider. Shrek's got some treasure to find!" 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Restaurants are not a spawn point of food.

[Ragland Tiger 3,412]

"You can't have a role model [while] watching people who don't make mistakes."

Edited February 19, 2021 by Ragland Tiger

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"Poo-poo in the pantalones!"

 

[abronymouse 5,517]

"Word demonstrating merely a whore, wish or desire that the recipient of the property will deal with it in a certain way will not suffice for a trust." Exam team were in hysterics at this answer on an exam about trusts law :p 

 

we laugh easily 

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

"Pregnant women are body builders."

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

Knew a guy who claimed that one bag of coal was enough for the Winter. Anytime she complained he'd make her carry it up and down the stairs for a bit.

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

"Football really gets me going, almost as much as terrorism."

[ExplosionMare 18,067]

I’m trying to keep you from dying, you’re not making this easy!

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

"We weren't fighting, we were loud talking."

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

"She said "F*** this sh**, I am outtie 5,000."

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"Of course there is always the moment when you get that trickle in the crotch that isn't lack of bladder control – but it does warm up."