Just type without thinking. Don't stop to pause. Just type.

[BronyDoesBronyThings 63]

Pizza Salad Soda Croutons Cheese Muffins Cupcakes Lasagna Crap, I'm running out of food I need to start thinking but Im typing so I cant... wow I hate this game, my brain doesn't think liike yours does, I can't do this...
I need to take a nap, I've got school tomorrow... I wonder if my teachers will yell at me... I wonder if I'll fail miserably... I wonder if the lunch ladys will learn how to cook. I'm making so many mistakes but I cant stop typnig so I cant fix them, I reallly don't like this I need to sleep, but the Walking Dead Roleplay is starting soon, so I need to be awake for that, Oh sorry I meant Trotting Dead, silly me, God I'm starving, Oh crap, I didn't take my strep medicine... God, that stuff is disgusting. I need to eat so I wont get a stomachache afterwards, because that stuff is strong, and it will DESTROY your stomach if you don't eat beforehand. I mean, I know that it does that with most medicine, but it's even worse with this stuff. It is the liquid form of a Z-pack. it is absolutely disgusting. I can't believe I forgot to take it, I'm such an idiot. Maybe that's why my teachers dont like me... i should go skydiving... wait, that's a TERRIBLE idea, I'm definitely NOT doing that. Do you know how many things could go wrong? What if my parachute gets stuck? What if my backup parachute gets stuck?! What if I get hit in the head with a pelican?!?! All of those things sound terrible. I could go for a cucumber right now. Wait, I hate cucumbers. Dammit. I need to take a shower. I know that I'm going to forget in the morning. I don't want to leave my current location, which is my  bed. I've got Advanced Warfare playing on the ps3 next to me, but I don't want to play that. My mom just renewed my netflix, so I could watch Dexter. I really want December to be here so I can get GTA V and so I can watch the Sherlock Christmas Special. I want to sleep., Why am I not taking my medicine? What am I even DOING here? When am I going to stop? Is this just my life now? How long do tigers usually live? Why is my ADHD so terrible? WHy do I think of these random things all; the time? Why don't I just go to a doctor? God, I hate my dad. And my step-dad. And my dad's girlfriend. And her oldest son. I really want to take a nap. My fingers are starting to cramp. The word "Doppler" is so weird. Try saying it. Try it, go ahead. Doppler. Heh. It sounds funny. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy can't I just stop typing??? I just got a notification. yay. Maybe if I start typing whale nouisses-0 sorry, *noises, then maybe i can stop typing. AAUUOOOOOOOO NYUUUOOOOOO It's not working, I can't stop typing. I want a Bic Mac., I haven't been to mcdonalds in such a long time.... nyehhhhhh I want to watch youtube but I've been cursed to type at the mercy of my autopilot brain for ever. UWIOEHFUNSG Why, why, why. I wonder if Game Grumps did another mario maker episode today. I hope markiplier is ok, Daniel Kyre from cyndago died, and everyone is sad, and Cyndago isn't doing anymore videos ever, period, and mark is on hiatus. I feel really bad for them. I wonder what it would be like to be a squirrel. It'd probably suck. That notification is killing me. I am gonna stop typing now. K bye.

[Lightbulb 170]

There was a young man from nantucket he was rather brash and not all to smart, if he had a choice i think he would have gone to yale but still he was from nantucket were going off that, so if you had a choice would you own a farrari i don't think you would but still what do i know your a human ehha im done.

 

{Why did i have to do this?}

Edited September 30, 2015 by Lightbulb

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

hail to the bus driver bus driver bus driver hail to the bus driver bus driver bus driver (I forgot the other lyrics, lyrics, lyrics)

[SmexyAnimatronic 78]

TOY CHICA TOY FREDDY TOY BONNIE MANGLE BALLOON BOY FNAF 2 TOY ANIMATRONICS MLG YOLO SWAG LYFE

[SCS 7,537]

ayy fam hmu with some of dem memes bruh xd xd

[Hidey 2,836]

I feel alone. I repel everyone I meet. I hate myself deep down. Cri cri

 

kasjklsajdklsajikldjsaklal spam.

[Clawdeen 15,378]

Bubble Bubble Bubble Pop Bubble Bubble Pop Pop

[StormLantern the 1st 427]

Bubble Bubble Bubble Pop Bubble Bubble Pop Pop

 

Bubble tea, mmm jellybeans, we should go to the jellybelly factory, i need to eat less sugar, my tea is cold.

[Kit 102]

Okay, I'll just tell you about my day...

 

I met up with my friend, asked a bunch of stupid questions (which, by the way, isn't uncommon amongst us) and ate some breakfast, which wasn't bad. I had a cinnamon roll.

 

Later, I went to school, (same shit, different day) worked on some assignments and read a book (called Stiff or something) it's like, about, how the human body decomposes after a while and shows you some really weird photos but I didn't mind.

 

Then, I came on here, replied to some messages and got asked a weird question. I got hit on, (which, really, isn't that uncommon) and got asked if I was tripping on something which I wasn't......

 

Do you want me to stop yet?

TOY CHICA TOY FREDDY TOY BONNIE MANGLE BALLOON BOY FNAF 2 TOY ANIMATRONICS MLG YOLO SWAG LYFE

 

YOU GOT SOME SWAG, BRUUUUUUHHH

[SCS 7,537]

mm them memes tho

[CheeryFox 23,822]

Pro dank meme master holla holla ding ding SpaghettiOs club remix dems LaBeouf Big Willie Style... 

[Clawdeen 15,378]

Gee gee gee gee baby baby baby

[Wyzecat 350]

Hush little baby don't say a word

About the noises that you heard

It's just the beast under your bed

IN YOUR CLOSET IN YOUR HEAD

EXIT LIGHT

ENTER NIGHT

[One-Punch Man 316]

A tree is a man with limbs on the bark of the inside of the roof of the small room in the man's house. Spleen sucks in the small air into the vacuum of space. what happens when the world explodes during the fifth of December? What can I ease with my back? Who is  the tongue on the spoon's leg with the egg in my john poof of egg in splat. Lucked out money. Loose in hat. Spunk riddled me in the middle of a long thought of the inside of the of the of the of the long man. When where why? Monkey Ball. Suffering Susie sat. Symbols. Igloo is gonna melt fast in the winter with a large pop from the weather balloon above our heads so run south with all your feet in the bag and eat corn chips with your left cheek on the outside of your arms in the soup of life. Clean.

Edited October 8, 2015 by Sugar Coat

[Celtore 2,770]

The sounds of the rain outside is pretty nice. Not too strong, nor too quiet. It patters against the window and the roof above me as I type on this crappy touch screen keyboard of mine. It's a good thing the rain isn't as heavy as that video of hurricane Katrina, eh? I mwa , the entire first floor of that hotel was submerged. What would that kind of rain and flooding do here? I should probably be getting to sleep soon but not before I change the alarm. Can't forget to do that.

[Cosmik Vek 764]

I stand in the edge of eternity

And now my hands are shining with glory

because I know that for another decade

I will be the master of this land

and nobody is gonna stand before me

and these are gonna be their last words

if one of those mortals dares to do so

but now, duty calls me

I'll be back with the dices for our Dungeons and dragons game Jimmy!

Until then don't defy me, cause you know I'm the master of the dices and your destiny could be mine at any throw!

 

--(FAST SPEAKING) In fact he's cheating, cheating is not good and is a criminal offense and could send you in prison!

But do not worry, this was just a dramatisation. If you need any infos, our assistant we'll be with you shortly after that beep--

 

-Some guy rabbit on a phone: Well... I thought it was a line for blind rabbits, but I CANT SEE THE PHONE BUTTONS, SO HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO COMPOSE THAT DAMN NUMBER! ah you know wat, fak this what I'm done *takes an umbrella outta nowhere! and flies in the sky*  I am so done (source bekaus coppyryt lels)

 

but ow dide do dat if hes blind, lel xS

[Yoshikupo 302]

dame this game I swear the next mistake I do I am quiting ...crap I did it right there looks like I'm down with all this stuff so let me eat my shark cakes in peace

[StormLantern the 1st 427]

Do not fear the spirits. They are just as afraid as you are. They are lost and need someone to guide them. Will you do it?

 

Fridge, mustard, hot dog, spoon, cold, ice cream, I have to throw up.

[Hero 63]

I really need to get a new avatar sometime soon, it's odd having a Sonic avatar on a pony website. But maybe it's not so odd because everyone here accepts everyone else, that's what friendship is about. Should it be Twilight? Of course it should be Twilight. Then how would everyone know who my favorite pony is? Maybe I could just tell them? Nah, make the avatar Twilight. c:

[BronyDoesBronyThings 63]

Legend of Zelda: A Link to The Past

[SCS 7,537]

my typos frustrate me

[Cosmik Vek 764]

The state of my consciousness is coming into another one

the president is dead, so is my mind

I might recreate my sanity

Wabber-doodly songs written by angels on a desert island

making a wish for another day to come

Post-apocalyptic dogs rising to me, as my dying wish becomes true

just to clarify any state of my past

My creativity becomes one for all

i always dream of my old garage

The darkness is my old friend, we talk about life everyday

but who is this anyway?

My criminal record is like my talent to recreate an enormous thought

is this death, or just me being another me?

We must face our war as if is this is the only thing we got left for a living, like a job

darkness falls in my country call Sleep City

Under a moon full of spikes they cannot breath properly

we have to save us before we got corrupted by emptiness

Soul, go rise, before you die in an experiment

I go

I die

I feel

I fear

Therefore I breath

again and again

through this nonsense called life

Just take it easy man

and be a slave of your mentor that isn't called life this time

[Mouse 302]

Sometimes I wonder what the problem of people is like they refuse to be decent human beings and treat others with respect. Like I see people constantly ragging on someone because they don't like them honestly your constant harassment makes you a worse person then they are do how about you back off and stop trying to impress people with your alpha mojo it won't mean nothing in the grand scheme of things you child

 

(this is a good way to make yourself sound drunk by the way)

Edited October 12, 2015 by Mouse

[A Black Circle 1,586]

why the *** i am even typign he. You said i couldnt shtop so i canr ccautcorrect godamign

Edited October 12, 2015 by Lapis Lazuli

[Hero 63]

fuck my typos

 

Don't tell me how to live my life.