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My lowwer thigh. Knee dove into my bed with a pencil pointing at me. I felt a slight pinch and I looked down and I was all like "WTF?!?!?!" And my lil sis screamed bloody mudrer. Almost went straight through the skin. Didnt hurt. Didnt bleed. But it sure as hell was funny. And it broke as me dad pulled it out (WAT?! NO NOT LIKE THAT)

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I'm quite lucky actually. I don't normally have to serve of any cuts or anything if and when i get them. I get like paper cuts brusies from falling and the like but nothing like cutting into deep parts of skin.

And I haven't ever broken any bones or anything as of yet.

I don't plan to test that but still. I hate sharp objects they make me feel unconfortable. I don't really trust myself with one.


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The closest thing I can think of is that I was talking with my sister about something and there happened to be a thumbtack sitting upright and didn't even notice it. I was barefoot during the time and when I took another step, it punctured the middle of my foot pretty hard and boy did that hurt. Also, this happened to me twice. :(

 

Also I hoped you were quick to compress the wound and went to the ER after, Jaded.

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A few times on my hand with a cheap Swiss army knife. Though not severe, it bled quite a bit and a lot blood came out.

 

Never try to wash a fresh cut, no matter how big.

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I once cut my thumb pretty deep, hurt a bit. I also once got a VERY bad paper cut, not like one of those small ones, like the gushing blood, quarter of an inch deep ones (It actually didn't hurt at all at first, then about 10 seconds later I was on my knees, and don't ask how I got cut that badly from paper)

 

I've never cut myself on purpose, because that's just...well people are gonna get butthurt if I say it.

 

That all I can really think of, since because when I was young I was taught to always cut away from myself. (I did that for many years, and the one time I was to lazy to do it I cut my thumb :( )

 

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Also once (a few months ago) I got in a very bad bike crash. (not like a mortocycle, like a pedal bike) I accidentally pressed to hard on my front brakes going down a steep hill and flipped over, I landed on some unforgiving pavement, luckily got no head injuries, and couldn't move my arms for about a day. I didn't break anything, yet still went to the hospital because I had major cuts (still have scars, one of them is bigger than a quarter and right on my left elbow) my right arm ended up hitting the pavement really hard and I had pain in it for days, and my left arm had a huge scratch all over my elbow. (I also have like 5 scars on my legs)

 

And another time, (yes there's more) It was one of those days in this here Minnesota, were there was snow, and ice patches, and this happened when I was about 5, I was stupid and decided to slide around on the ice patch. My brother went up to me and told me to get off because he wanted to slide on it, I said no, he pushed me trying to get me off, I fell head first on the ice, blacked out, woke up later seeing a ton of blood and being drove to the hospital, finally got out, still have scars.

 

Another time, (YES! THERES EVEN MORE! :)) My brother was being an idiot and happened to hit me above the eye with a knife, leaving a scar I still have today. There's also the times he's held a knife up to my throat threatening to kill me, the times he's stolen large sums of money which become immediately noticed, yet he runs off and somehow manages to spend it in a day. (I have contacted police about theese issues, and once he's 18 and he does any of this to me, he's going to jail (he's not liable currently, due to many things))


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When I worked at Quest Aerospace, I would get paper cuts (really bad ones) almost every day.

 

A friend of mine once bit the tip of his tongue off when he was playing soccer. His mouth began filling with blood, so he went over to some girl. He smiled like a maniac, letting the blood run down his face. I wish I could have been there...


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I tend to get roughed up a lot doing random stuff like climbing things, falling off tall things onto painful things, and just being a general klutz.

 

I have about 20 random, 1-inch long scars on various parts of my body that I have no idea how I got them. I know it's not growth scars because who gets a growth scar on the back of their hand?

 

The one time I've stabbed myself with a knife was on Christmas day, 2009. I had a package that I was opening. It was a clamshell (POS) and the plastic gave way at the last second as I was putting my all into it.

 

My all went into my palm and I got a 1 inch long scar on my palm and a half inch scar on the back of my hand where it went through.

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No stabbing injuries, but I did cut the top off of my left thumb slicing tomatoes at work. Bled for a good hour, I probably should have gone to the hospital for it. Consequently, the top of my left thumb is completely flat. :P


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YOU DID WHAT!?

 

Ok then, I tried riding my Susuki 110 up a 65 degree incline, had the engine stall, and the whole bike fliped up on its back wheel and landed on top of me. I burned my arm up and scratched my leg pretty bad.

 

Thats about it for me, I dont really live on the edge. Ive hurt myself 1000 and a half times working on my various DIY projects, but nothing to brag about. Sliced all my fingers open on a jet turbine, burned my fingers in electrical solder, lit my arm on fire while trying to light butane, got smacked in the chest by flying pvc after a chemical explosion (that one winded me), got hit by a flying potato soon after the flying pvc incident, almost lost my middle finger to a moving blade, all fun stuff.

 

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The closest thing I can think of is that I was talking with my sister about something and there happened to be a thumbtack sitting upright and didn't even notice it. I was barefoot during the time and when I took another step, it punctured the middle of my foot pretty hard and boy did that hurt. Also, this happened to me twice. :(

 

Also I hoped you were quick to compress the wound and went to the ER after, Jaded.

 

I have stepped on many a things, lego, nails and even power cords so i can only imagine the pain. Thanks for your concern but i pretty well compressed it and I started my 2am work shift at the bakery soon after. I ended up cauterizing it on the oven (i'm stubborn like that).

 

I stepped on one of mah metal airplane models once. Part of the stabilizer came off and went into mah left foot :(. Was a hassle to take out, and I ended up needed medical help to take it out.

 

well that will be quite a tale to tell to your kids one day. 'hey kids did I ever tell you about the time i was impaled by a plane stabilizer? Honest to Celestia a plane stabilizer. By the way it was from a model aircraft.' :lol:

 

A few times on my hand with a cheap Swiss army knife. Though not severe, it bled quite a bit and a lot blood came out.

 

Never try to wash a fresh cut, no matter how big.

 

Lesson in wound care learned... here is my report. 'Dear princess Celistia. Have you ever cut yourself with something sharp? Just to let you know it hurts like a Mother Bucker, It's not a healthy habit, DONT TRY IT!. Your faithful student, Twilight Spar... Spa... * Collapses on the floor due to losing copious amounts of blood.'

 

Also once (a few months ago) I got in a very bad bike crash. (not like a mortocycle, like a pedal bike) I accidentally pressed to hard on my front brakes going down a steep hill and flipped over, I landed on some unforgiving pavement, luckily got no head injuries, and couldn't move my arms for about a day. I didn't break anything, yet still went to the hospital because I had major cuts (still have scars, one of them is bigger than a quarter and right on my left elbow) my right arm ended up hitting the pavement really hard and I had pain in it for days, and my left arm had a huge scratch all over my elbow. (I also have like 5 scars on my legs)

 

And another time, (yes there's more) It was one of those days in this here Minnesota, were there was snow, and ice patches, and this happened when I was about 5, I was stupid and decided to slide around on the ice patch. My brother went up to me and told me to get off because he wanted to slide on it, I said no, he pushed me trying to get me off, I fell head first on the ice, blacked out, woke up later seeing a ton of blood and being drove to the hospital, finally got out, still have scars.

 

Another time, (YES! THERES EVEN MORE! :)) My brother was being an idiot and happened to hit me above the eye with a knife, leaving a scar I still have today. There's also the times he's held a knife up to my throat threatening to kill me, the times he's stolen large sums of money which become immediately noticed, yet he runs off and somehow manages to spend it in a day. (I have contacted police about theese issues, and once he's 18 and he does any of this to me, he's going to jail (he's not liable currently, due to many things))

 

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I tend to get roughed up a lot doing random stuff like climbing things, falling off tall things onto painful things, and just being a general klutz.

 

I have about 20 random, 1-inch long scars on various parts of my body that I have no idea how I got them. I know it's not growth scars because who gets a growth scar on the back of their hand?

 

The one time I've stabbed myself with a knife was on Christmas day, 2009. I had a package that I was opening. It was a clamshell (POS) and the plastic gave way at the last second as I was putting my all into it.

 

My all went into my palm and I got a 1 inch long scar on my palm and a half inch scar on the back of my hand where it went through.

 

Ouch straight through the hand sounds rather painful. i have had a dog bite straight through my hand so i know that feel bro...Posted Image

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While working at some Korean restaurant I sliced across my hand with a peeling knife. After the owners insisted that I quickly patch it up, I was back on track some 15 minutes later. That place really had low standards...


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I don't know if it really counts as "stabbing", but when I was younger I made a bow and arrows myself. It was really fun, but making the gap for for the string in the arrows was hard. One time when I made an arrow I pressed the knife on top of the arrow to make the gap, but the wood was weak and broke. The knife slammed into my thumb. It was a pretty deep wound I got, not that it needed stitching, but I still can see the scar today about 10 years later.


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Once i stabbed myself, yes, when i wash sharpening my fishing knife (with salt on it from the ocean, rust and 'fishy' stuff) i slipped it and the blunt thing went nearly a centimetre into my thumb. I simply rinsed it under the tap and stopped the bleeding with a few tissues, the pain didn't bother me. I'm lucky there wasn't any imfection.

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My favorite story is one where my injuries were intentional.

 

I was doing a test to see if I was actually capable of feeling pain, and at one point. So I took a nice, somewhat dull knife and went to town, slashing away at my hand like a madman. I eventually stopped, once the entire top of my hand was red with blood. I really didn't feel anything.

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...Probably the worst I have experienced is stapling my finger. It was pretty painful... I think.

 

I guess I'm just a lot safer than other people. I have never broken a bone, and one of the most painful things I can remember is when I got my middle finger crushed in a door.

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Once, after a hunting trip, we dragged a deer back to our house and when I pulled out the skinning knife to start draining it my retard of a brother jumped me. I ended up with an inch deep hole in my stomach.

 

Back when I lived with my grandmother, I was almost always in the basement. But one day, some idiot decided to sweep up a pile of glass in the MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR! I stepped on it and thougt of it as nothing. But then I got upstairs. And noticed the mess on the floor.... I did my best to clean it up but I had blood EVERYWHERE. There's still a huge red stain in the wood floor at my old room.

 

I was cleaning out the gutters one day when the ladder under me fell and I had to hand onto the sharp edges of the roof. After hanging there for about 5 minutes (which is awfully long if you were up there yourself) my hands were terribly cut up.

 

About 2 years ago, I was doing archery when I stupidly used arrows far too short for the bow I was using. I drew back to my cheek (correct posture, of course) and fired. I shot myself through the hand. The fleshy part between the index finger and the thumb. Luckily, it was only a field tip, but I was in the hospital for a while.

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I accidently stapled my thumb when i was ten.

another time I cut the second knuckle on my index finger reaching behind a bookshelf to get a book that had fallen behind it. there was a nail back there.

i still have the scar.


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I've cut my hand a good bit in my life, but I've always remembered these two times that will always live on with me.

 

I remember a few years ago when I was little, I was violently stabbing an empty pizza box with a huge butcher knife. I ended up accidentally stabbing my thumb. It hurt like HELL, and while I was crying, I remember feeling really light-headed as well.

 

Another incident I remember was when I purposely cut my index finger, not out of masochism, but just simple curiosity (I was little). I had a huge ring of blood across my finger, and it was both painful and exiting as hell!


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I stapled myself, if that accounts for anything?

 

I was playing a wholesome game of "stapler tag" (where you just shoot people with staplers) and when I ducked behind a desk in one of my bedrooms, I went so fast that I accidentally stapled myself in the knee lol.

 

You do not wanna know how much bleeding occurred afterwards. It was in pretty deep. :P

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well there was this one time a few years agp where i fell on a sharp pencil, it stabbed in the hand and oh god did that hurt! to this day, i still have a small hunk of graphite lodged in my right hand


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