Monsters under the bed and in the closet. What do?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

What do I do? Get out from under my bed. I don't have a closet.

[Evilshy 5,093]

My mattress is on the floor and I don't have a closet.

 

GG monsters get rekt

[silvadel 1,394]

OK here is the scenario. You just sprayed for monsters a month ago and now they are back. They are under your bed and in your closet. They only come out at night. and you are dinner. BUT, you also need a good night's sleep to go to work/school, etc.

 

Using only what you really have (or what you could get on short notice), How will you protect yourself from monsters?

 

and hiding under the covers won't work. You are on your own...

 

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I am sure the national enquirer would LOVE pictures of a real monster.  I would cash in.

[ghostfacekiller39 23,880]

I'd put my whole body under the covers

You know that makes everything better

[Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb 167]

I'd put my whole body under the covers

You know that makes everything better

Blankets protecting you from kidnappers murders robbers and monsters scince ever Edited April 8, 2014 by Anto677

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

I'd put my whole body under the covers

 

You know that makes everything better

That is what the monsters will do ghost. You aren't safe anywere.

[Sky Cutter 294]

Given I'm not very mentally stable, there is just one question...

 

how would you get me out from under your bed?

[Bitrates 108]

I would just tell my younger sister that she can have my room for a while, in the meantime I would go to a friends place, let those people at home deal with the monsters, Also.. I just sprayed for them, this is ridiculous! 

[Rhythmic Tempo 49]

Step one: Acquire my knife.

Step two: Stomp that motherfucker

[Confetti Nova 58]

Just sleep on the couch, that's what I would do.

[Guest]

Well, it's not much of a question really. I clearly put on a formal suit and ask them if they're interested in purchasing a BRAND NEW.... 2014 HONDA CIVIC, EQUIPPED WITH A VTEC ENGINE.

 

And if that doesn't work, I'll run it over with my racecar, yo.

[Oblivion 20,282]

I would sleep with my AR under the blanket, the monster tries to attack me, he gets shot with 20 round of 223, and I know some of you are saying "pull a Fluttershy" and try to tame the monster, but I don't think it would quite work out like that in real life...

[Silverhoof 2,845]

Thanks gang. Y'all just made my day. I'm off doing the married thing, and I was feeling a little down, and "poof!" an old thread pops back up.

 

Bronies are the best!

[Arctic Night 884]

It clearly just needs something to eat. I'd give the poor thing some food.

[CT-1138 3,184]

You cant kill the boogeyman!

[Hyper Tumble 1,483]

Envelop yourself in blankets and covers. Everyone knows they are the most fool-proof and impenetrable defense.

[crazitaco 597]

Easy, I bring them something else to eat.

Maybe have a nice dinner and dessert, see what else they want and then they'll be too full to eat me.

I could totally be friends with them and stuff.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

I am a thirty year old fat Scottish Highlander who sleeps in the nude. Who afraid of who? Cause this is my room and I will not be disturbed!

Although if they make themselves known tae me on the right night, I may offer them a drink.

[Windseeker 546]

Leave no room for a monster under your bed and closet, which I pretty much already done.

 

Except spiders, those bastards can hide in anything regardless their size.

[Coffee 4,325]

I would just try to run away from it

[DubWolf 20,090]

1 Replace closet with open wardrobe

2 Fill closet with concrete

3 Remove bottoms from bed

[CheeryFox 23,827]

Tell them to fuck off.

[Midnight Creep Show 2,194]

Ask them if they wanna Beer and if there up for some horror games

[Stardust 647]

Make frens with them and play games and that. It's fun hanging out under the bed. And tell the one in the closet to come out as gay already.

[Thuja 3,669]

Teach them D&D, play every wednesday and sunday evening.  I have enough dice to share with a few monsters.