Would you rather...?

[Zalgo 593]

Strong in mind.

 

Would you rather be a werewolf with fleas or a vampire with braces?

[Jadefire 2,796]

Werewolf with fleas. I think a proper bath with the right formula should get rid of the fleas.

 

McDonald's or Wendy's?

Edited February 27, 2012 by Jadefire

[Silverhoof 2,839]

Wendys

 

Buffalo Burger or Ostrich Burger? (there is a place in my town that serves both - from farms that raise them)

Edited February 27, 2012 by Silverhoof

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Uhh..... Ostrich burger? I think I would choose that one.

Would you rather catch AIDS or Leprosy?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Leprosy, assuming sufficient treatment. AIDS exposes me to all diseases.

 

Would you rather use a keyboard that says qwfpgjluyarstdhneiozxcvbkm or one that says pyfgcrlaoeuidhtnsqjkxbmwvz?

[Silverhoof 2,839]

qwfpgjluyarstdhneiozxcvbkm, I'm old fashioned that way.

 

Would you rather find yourself stranded in a slasher movie or in a monster movie?

[Zalgo 593]

Monster movie. Harder to kill but atleast you die quicker.

 

Would you rather make eye contacts for sauron or sit through a three hour long Bratz fashion show at your little sister's slumber party?

Edited February 27, 2012 by toothlessbrony

[Arkane 269]

Monster movie. Harder to kill but atleast you die quicker.

 

Would you rather make eye contacts for sauron or sit through a three hour long Bratz fashion show at your little sister's slumber party?

 

I've been there. But yah.. I'd go crazy for sauron anyday.

 

would you prefer to be a pony and be the husband/wife of princess celestia/lord solaris or be a human and be the husband/wife of princess celestia/lord solaris?

[Envoy-in-exile 101]

I've been there. But yah.. I'd go crazy for sauron anyday.

 

would you prefer to be a pony and be the husband/wife of princess celestia/lord solaris or be a human and be the husband/wife of princess celestia/lord solaris?

 

Is princess celestia/lord solaris a pony or human in this case?

[Arkane 269]

Is princess celestia/lord solaris a pony or human in this case?

 

pony = pony

human = human

[Derpy Whooves 77]

pony because ponies own so much <3

would you rather eat scootaloo (tastes like chicken) or applebloom ( tastes like apples )

[Jokuc 8,172]

lol none since I hate chicken and I am allergic to apples.. but oh well.. scootaloo then

 

Would you rather be locked out from the toilet or be locked up in the toilet for three days?

[Silverhoof 2,839]

Locked out. I can stay at a hotel and eat at nice places...Locked in, I'll have nothing to eat but soap...

 

In a Donner party survival situation, would you rather: eat the dead or starve? (there is noting else to eat, but you do have an outdoor grill charcoal and lighter fluid)

[Zalgo 593]

...eat the dead. *barfs*

 

Would you rather explain the lord of the rings to the residents of an old folks home or teach dungeons and dragons to Iraq insurgents?

Edited February 27, 2012 by toothlessbrony

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Lord of the Rings to the old guys. Insurgents are scary and I imagine it'd be harder since they speak a different language.

 

Would you rather hug me or hug yourself?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Hug myself? Wut? Option number the other one.

 

Would you rather be a ninja or be ninja'd?

[Mephala 2,633]

Uh...ninja! Being ninja'd SUCKS!

 

Sleep 23 hours a day or not sleep at all?

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Not at all.

 

Be a machine or be a bird?

[Silverhoof 2,839]

Bird, even if that meant I would eat bugs.

 

Would you rather: join Ghost Hunters and explore an old casle at night where 100 people have died or disapeared in the last ten years?

or

Join an infantry brigade hunting known terrorists in the wild?

[Zalgo 593]

join an infantry brigade hunting terrorists.

 

Would you rather play live action candy land with a group of undead diabetics or play risk with the army of darkness?

Edited February 28, 2012 by toothlessbrony

[Groo 252]

Risk!!

Would you rather, be really popular but a bitch, or have nobody notice you but me a geek?

Edited February 28, 2012 by Groo

[Zalgo 593]

Nobody notice me and be a geek

 

Would you rather be a brain eating zombie or a poop eating beetle?

 

.

[---------------------- 1,645]

breain eating zombie... at least I would not remember anything

 

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Edited February 28, 2012 by Sir King Attorney Marco V

[Daring Do 195]

I would rather be deaf, at least I can still see ponies! Their voices will forever ring in my head...

 

Would you rather get deported to Equestria, or get a trillion dollars?

[Silverhoof 2,839]

Trillion BUCKS all the way. I could find sweet solace for missing out on Equestria with a trillion bucks.

>>> and I won't share any either! so Nyah! <<<<<

 

Would you rather watch paint dry? or corn grow?