Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Fasu 551]

That much at left? It couldn't. It just couldn't be.

[Lucky Bolt 35,062]

“Shut up and f**king drive me already.”

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,601]

"...That's one way to eat a pancake."

[Emerald Claus 24,848]

(I did not say this one, but still thought it was funny)

"You don't use butter? You are not my child."

Edited July 19, 2019 by Emerald<3

[Tropical Melody 6,055]

It's a comic about doing a comic - but the comic they're doing is the comic they're in!

 

[Emerald Claus 24,848]

"That's not Donkey Doug, that's Pillboi."

[Prospekt 11,018]

"You may not know this, but Godzilla is actually a protein shake."

(I didn't say this, it was a coworker. Shows just how random they are on slow days.)

[Fasu 551]

"Really, learn to control your anger."

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

That's pretty cool but it's still stupid.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,619]

Why does my sweat smell of sharp vinegar?

[Denim&Venöm 18,723]

"In a world full of Taylor Swifts, be a Mongolian metal band." 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,619]

Hello, Mr Spider.

[Early Sunsets 2,106]

"When in doubt; lube."

Edited July 25, 2019 by Booker

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"When your instant biscuits look like meteorites, I think it's safe to say you're not a very good cook."

[Partialgeek514 5,011]

Can I have your spleen?

[Tropical Melody 6,055]

The arbiter shook the chain of silence 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Ah, don't get it in the sliiime.."

[Tropical Melody 6,055]

"I'd show you my winkle, but it appears to be covered in crabs"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,723]

 

"Slowly Advancing Karate Clowns" needs to be a movie. "

"Movie hell, it needs to be a religion."

[Moondrop 💧 743]

"Have you married those bags already?" 

[Denim&Venöm 18,723]

"This one is definitely my favourite Batman movie; especially because after seeing Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman I knew for sure that I was a lesbian."

[Partialgeek514 5,011]

"But I don't know where my clothes are."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"We have some lovely, busty females on the front there."

[Shiki 5,855]

Spoiler

"Then I'll take your bare ass"

lmfao look at this DOOD

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,601]

"Garnet/Stevonnie is kinda weird."