Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[ExplosionMare 20,915]

Just because they’re green doesn’t mean they’re edible.

[Here No Longer 5,286]

"What happens when Mike Wazowski tries to perform a satanic ritual"

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"We were big fans of U2 so we thought we'd do 'Angel Of Harlem' as the busking song, and it was in a slightly higher key for me so I had to really bellow that out, 'Ang-ell!!', and this old lady came out of Mulbery Hall who was working in there and said, 'Could you just move along there love? You're too loud!' And that was the end of our busking career in York..."

 

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

Oh no! My -inators are going crazy! 

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"I have been asked, 'Oh does that mean you're not a lesbian anymore?' That's one of my favourite questions"

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,213]

“Oh shit giddyup my noble steed!

.....ah fu**k I still ran the red light. OH WELL!” 

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

You know, "Youth of the nation" sounds a lot like "Euthanasia". 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,209]

"Does she know that I'm here? I've been waiting for an hour."

"Whoops!"

[ExplosionMare 20,915]

And I’ve been in a LOT of awkward positions!

[Cagey 4,257]

“And then you have a snow day… in the nighttime. Ha, ha.”

[Crimson storm 1,863]

I picked up fine day in equestria to wear my new boots

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"A friend once gave me a stopper, 'to keep your wine.' WHY? What's leftover wine?"

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,213]

"Well....I got the libido of a love bug most days."

[ZethaPonderer 2,201]

I've been riding horses who are riding on horses.

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

Izu and Wazu.... Their names are "Is" and "Was".  *Facepalms*

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"Yes this week is normally quite busy for us with Christmas decorations related injuries"

 

[Cagey 4,257]

(Italian accent) “I really like owls… ‘cause dey’re chubby…”

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

"You look like a retired sniper who's now a carpenter." 

[Cagey 4,257]

“You’re not an embarrassment of a cat anymore!”

[Widdershins 9,964]

"I should warn you... I have no clue what I'm doing!"

 "THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR PANIC!!!"

[HalaRealMaredrid 15]

"Stop eating the raw batter."

[Treeglow Flicker 14,209]

"Abandon ship!"

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"Well yes it's that time of year again when people go to Switzerland strap two bits of wood to their feet and then throw themselves off mountains"

 

[applesjck 5,605]

“Why is the counter sticky again? I just cleaned it two minutes ago!” 

[ZethaPonderer 2,201]

“I like my chicks when they’re thick and chunky. The grinder’s gonna have a field day with them.”