Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[HalaRealMaredrid 15]

"I don't think using your phone while it's at 16% is the best idea..."

[Tropical Melody 7,430]

"No! I NEVER have tartare sauce on fish fingers!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,385]

"I'll tell you what, let's put this thing up your butt and let's get to work!" 

[DubWolf 18,519]

“We’ll keep all our options open.”

[Denim&Venöm 20,385]

"Applaud my 82 watermelons." 

[Randimaxis 8,664]

Ass-sweat is nature's way of lubing your buttcrack for travel.

[Meson Bolt 2,650]

"He was an Engineer, and he called himself Wrenchy. The rest is history."

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,612]

Quote

Maybe they're not tails. Maybe it's just persistant butt fluff! 

- @Treeglow Flicker

[Tropical Melody 7,430]

Put these two together it's even funnier ..

14 hours ago, Denim&Venom said:

"I'll tell you what, let's put this thing up your butt and let's get to work!" 

14 hours ago, WWolf said:

“We’ll keep all our options open.”

 

MINE:

"Oh yes, we can't have Christmas without a chocolate log! OK? But this one – I was going to say 'it's healthy', but it's healthy until um, you start putting the filling in ..."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,223]

"The worst thing about the cold is when it shrinks your bladder down to the size of a walnut."

[Denim&Venöm 20,385]

"An army of gi wearing killers piling out of the gym like a clown car from hell.”

[Samurai Equine 54,818]

With all the bright colors and heavy CGI... I wonder how many parents brought their kids to this movie thinking it was a kids film; only to find out it has cursing, blood and gore, and gratuitous killing. 

(And for anyone about to ask, no. I'm not talking about Deadpool. Good luck trying to figure out which movie I'm referencing.)

Edited December 16, 2019 by Toshigami Equine

[Tropical Melody 7,430]

"There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world?"

"No he didn't, Mrs Doyle!"

"Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something."

 

[Nostalgia27 60]

"Play the song."

"No! Stop! Don't play it!"

Edited December 17, 2019 by Nostalgia27

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,612]

Me: "OK, so. What if Godzilla and Co. were dropped into the universe of Land Before Time?"

 My friend: "Are you high?"

 Me: https://giphy.com/gifs/graphics-films-land-before-time-ZNRARhcjUuSuQ 

Edited December 17, 2019 by Renegade the Unicorn

[ExplosionMare 21,396]

They never said you had to eat it all at once!

[Samurai Equine 54,818]

Curse my need for good hygiene...

[ExplosionMare 21,396]

I do cry bitter tears sometimes

[Tropical Melody 7,430]

['brew' = tea ...]

"... you can see it happening! And it's like slow-motion...

"'GETTTAA SPOOON QUIIICK! MUUUM! ME BIISCUIIT'S FAALLEN IIN ME BREEEW! HUUURRRY UUP IIT'S SIIINKIING!'"

[tries to get it out with fingers]

"'AAARRRGHH!! BAAARRSTAARRD!'"

Facebook - Mum! Me biscuit's fallen in me brew!

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,223]

"I haven't seen any of them big house spiders for a couple of years now. Either my theory that they're afraid of the daddy long legged spiders is correct, or they're all hiding out in that big pile of rocks out in the garden. The same one that I will have to dismantle and move at some point."

[Cagey 4,258]

“I’m already gonna get ill; I’m on your sickbed!”

”Yeah. You are on my sickbed. Now get off my sickbed.” 

[Emerald Heart 25,152]

Me: "You went to college with Santa?"

Mom: "Yes. We shared the same dorm."

[Samurai Equine 54,818]

I don't understand why there needs to be an "us VS them" mentality when both sides could be winners. Just pay a little bit of respect to the source material and the originals fans, and everyone will enjoy this new thing you're doing.

[ExplosionMare 21,396]

His coloring drove me CRAZY, he colored OUTSIDE of the lines!

[Lucky Bolt 35,223]

        
            
(yes I actually texted this)