HalaRealMaredrid 15 December 14, 2019 Share December 14, 2019 "I don't think using your phone while it's at 16% is the best idea..." Hala Maredrid! Singaporean, F1 and Soccer fan and an ARMY too! Warning: My posts may be cringe worthy due to this being made by a teen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,425 December 15, 2019 Share December 15, 2019 "No! I NEVER have tartare sauce on fish fingers!" 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,381 December 15, 2019 Author Subscriber Share December 15, 2019 "I'll tell you what, let's put this thing up your butt and let's get to work!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubWolf 18,514 December 15, 2019 Share December 15, 2019 “We’ll keep all our options open.” Sig by Wolf, Handwriting by SparklingSwirls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,381 December 15, 2019 Author Subscriber Share December 15, 2019 "Applaud my 82 watermelons." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randimaxis 8,664 December 15, 2019 Share December 15, 2019 Ass-sweat is nature's way of lubing your buttcrack for travel. ===== ( 0 ) ===== Fnord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meson Bolt 2,650 December 15, 2019 Share December 15, 2019 "He was an Engineer, and he called himself Wrenchy. The rest is history." Your family is who you make it out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,612 December 15, 2019 Share December 15, 2019 Quote Maybe they're not tails. Maybe it's just persistant butt fluff! - @Treeglow Flicker Official Discordian pope. Known as Miss Kallixti Oddball to the enlightened.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,425 December 15, 2019 Share December 15, 2019 Put these two together it's even funnier .. 14 hours ago, Denim&Venom said: "I'll tell you what, let's put this thing up your butt and let's get to work!" 14 hours ago, WWolf said: “We’ll keep all our options open.” MINE: "Oh yes, we can't have Christmas without a chocolate log! OK? But this one – I was going to say 'it's healthy', but it's healthy until um, you start putting the filling in ..." 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 14,223 December 15, 2019 Share December 15, 2019 "The worst thing about the cold is when it shrinks your bladder down to the size of a walnut." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,381 December 15, 2019 Author Subscriber Share December 15, 2019 "An army of gi wearing killers piling out of the gym like a clown car from hell.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 54,818 December 16, 2019 Share December 16, 2019 (edited) With all the bright colors and heavy CGI... I wonder how many parents brought their kids to this movie thinking it was a kids film; only to find out it has cursing, blood and gore, and gratuitous killing. (And for anyone about to ask, no. I'm not talking about Deadpool. Good luck trying to figure out which movie I'm referencing.) Edited December 16, 2019 by Toshigami Equine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,425 December 16, 2019 Share December 16, 2019 "There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world?" "No he didn't, Mrs Doyle!" "Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something." 3 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nostalgia27 60 December 17, 2019 Share December 17, 2019 (edited) "Play the song." "No! Stop! Don't play it!" Edited December 17, 2019 by Nostalgia27 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,612 December 17, 2019 Share December 17, 2019 (edited) Me: "OK, so. What if Godzilla and Co. were dropped into the universe of Land Before Time?" My friend: "Are you high?" Me: https://giphy.com/gifs/graphics-films-land-before-time-ZNRARhcjUuSuQ Edited December 17, 2019 by Renegade the Unicorn Official Discordian pope. Known as Miss Kallixti Oddball to the enlightened.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 21,392 December 17, 2019 Share December 17, 2019 They never said you had to eat it all at once! 1 Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 54,818 December 18, 2019 Share December 18, 2019 Curse my need for good hygiene... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 21,392 December 18, 2019 Share December 18, 2019 I do cry bitter tears sometimes 1 Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,425 December 18, 2019 Share December 18, 2019 ['brew' = tea ...] "... you can see it happening! And it's like slow-motion... "'GETTTAA SPOOON QUIIICK! MUUUM! ME BIISCUIIT'S FAALLEN IIN ME BREEEW! HUUURRRY UUP IIT'S SIIINKIING!'" [tries to get it out with fingers] "'AAARRRGHH!! BAAARRSTAARRD!'" Facebook - Mum! Me biscuit's fallen in me brew! 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 14,223 December 18, 2019 Share December 18, 2019 "I haven't seen any of them big house spiders for a couple of years now. Either my theory that they're afraid of the daddy long legged spiders is correct, or they're all hiding out in that big pile of rocks out in the garden. The same one that I will have to dismantle and move at some point." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cagey 4,258 December 19, 2019 Share December 19, 2019 “I’m already gonna get ill; I’m on your sickbed!” ”Yeah. You are on my sickbed. Now get off my sickbed.” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 25,152 December 19, 2019 Share December 19, 2019 Me: "You went to college with Santa?" Mom: "Yes. We shared the same dorm." Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 54,818 December 19, 2019 Share December 19, 2019 I don't understand why there needs to be an "us VS them" mentality when both sides could be winners. Just pay a little bit of respect to the source material and the originals fans, and everyone will enjoy this new thing you're doing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 21,392 December 19, 2019 Share December 19, 2019 His coloring drove me CRAZY, he colored OUTSIDE of the lines! 1 Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Bolt 35,223 December 19, 2019 Share December 19, 2019 (yes I actually texted this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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