Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,209]

"Metalheads burn churches. Not the amazon." 

[Samurai Equine 52,150]

I said I wouldn't do this. I said I'd just keep my big mouth shut and not make suggestions about what to buy; and here I am suggesting all the things! I should just take all that stuff back...

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"My front and rear passage is often blocked"

 

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"If food was a real human I'd marry it."

[Denim&Venöm 19,209]

"Big Log is a Robert Plant song about taking a st." 

[Samurai Equine 52,150]

Make the coffee, slave!

[Oleks 1,993]

- You must be a psychologist.

- No, I'm a diabetic.

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"My Ariana Grande senses are tingling."

[Samurai Equine 52,150]

God rest ye merry gentlemen; you've been through war and back again.

[Denim&Venöm 19,209]

"You've come a long way since your first tampon." 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Well, who cares, anyway? They strip the wallpaper, fumigate the place and they're gone. What's so bad about that?"

"What is this confusion you have about bishops? Do you understand what they actually do? Nothing to do with fumigating houses at all."

 

[Cagey 4,248]

“We could just split it and take it home.”

”…Take it home. A mac and cheese bite and a potato.”

”Good point.”

[Samurai Equine 52,150]

I'm gonna FREEZE out here!

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"I love you all"

"let's get naked"

Edited December 23, 2019 by Dustleeshus

[ExplosionMare 18,079]

(Hoo boy, I’ve got three quotes today!)

 

- I’m going to have nightmares about Sonic taking a bath.

- I don’t know what a not-dog is.

- I’m pretty sure Elvis would’ve married me, too.

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Big City Wangs"

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

He was locked in the one cell in the police station, then they handed the key through the bars to him, "just in case you feel hungry during the night"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,779]

Whatever happened to baby racing?

[Will Guide 21,362]

OBJECTION!

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

Me: "I am SATAN!"

Mom: "Well, that actually... makes sense."

[Denim&Venöm 19,209]

"Fking superb you funk little death omen."

[Samurai Equine 52,150]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU OLD PONY FORUM!!!  

[PiratePony 8,475]

3 minutes ago, Toshigami Equine said:

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU OLD PONY FORUM!!!  

Merry Christmas you wonderful old Building and loan

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"He's getting confused again. He'll be wandering around with no keks on and his undercrackers on his head next."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,209]

"All five of them are just different flavors of lesbian."