Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Here No Longer 5,276]

I am the FLYING SQUIRREL PERSON!

[Treeglow Flicker 13,592]

Judging by  these drawings done by my four year old self, I had an obsession with clocks, dial meters, houses with barred windows, street lights and fire. Over to you, Sigmund Freud!

[Lulaypp 2,555]

"Egg tofu."

(On hindsight, that pretty much sums up my evening. :P)

[Tao 7,444]

Omelets for all you seek them! 

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"And so you got sport bikes, and they're very good for going fast and killing people..."

 

[Bastian 13,319]

*Uncontrollable laughter*

I only wanted your signature... *more laughter*

...Now get back in you rock. *even more laughter*

[Emerald Claus 24,845]

"I don't trust those dweebs."

[Cagey 4,221]

“The meat? We’re not on the meat yet? We haven’t passed the bread?”

[Denim&Venöm 18,536]

"Oh, right. The tactical guillotine." 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,592]

I requisitioned the small cabinet from the sitting room after the state execution of my wardrobe yesterday. The remains are currently out in the garden serving as a public warning to the rest of the planet.

[Denim&Venöm 18,536]

"Tip: Spice up your panic attack with a harmonica." 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Burn those calories, and have some fun while you're doing it."

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"I think... this may have been a mistake."

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"They're the teenage Russian lesbians."

"Well, aren't we all?"

 

[Samurai Equine 50,689]

I sacrificed my Wednesdays for Fridays.

[Altastrofae 933]

"Do you want a white, blue, or purple one?" 

"Put those away! We're at school!" 

"What, no one knows what they are" 

Edited February 6, 2020 by Altastrofae

[Denim&Venöm 18,536]

"Accept that new found tingling sensation-

IN

YOUR

BALLS!" 

[Tao 7,444]

NOW THE WORLD WILL BOW TO ME!  LADY LACY PANTS! 

[Denim&Venöm 18,536]

"Looks at comments. 

Holy music stops.

Jazz music starts." 

[Emerald Claus 24,845]

"Once Upon a Time.... shut up."

[Samurai Equine 50,689]

Oh, you mean the one where he says "Hi, thanks for checking in on me, I'm STILL A PIECE OF GARBAGE~! ♫" 

[ExplosionMare 18,060]

Come help me or Crusty Yoshi will haunt you in your sleep

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"Would you like one of my sister Dolly's upside-down cakes?"

 

[Altastrofae 933]

"Why do humans drink the milk of another animal when we make our own?"

[Oleks 1,993]

"Aside from autumn melancholy, winter depression, spring apathy and summertime sadness, I’m actually a very cheerful person."