Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Burn those calories, and have some fun while you're doing it."

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"I think... this may have been a mistake."

[Tropical Melody 6,365]

"They're the teenage Russian lesbians."

"Well, aren't we all?"

 

[Samurai Equine 52,063]

I sacrificed my Wednesdays for Fridays.

[Altastrofae 933]

"Do you want a white, blue, or purple one?" 

"Put those away! We're at school!" 

"What, no one knows what they are" 

Edited February 6, 2020 by Altastrofae

[Denim&Venöm 19,162]

"Accept that new found tingling sensation-

IN

YOUR

BALLS!" 

[Tao 7,902]

NOW THE WORLD WILL BOW TO ME!  LADY LACY PANTS! 

[Denim&Venöm 19,162]

"Looks at comments. 

Holy music stops.

Jazz music starts." 

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

"Once Upon a Time.... shut up."

[Samurai Equine 52,063]

Oh, you mean the one where he says "Hi, thanks for checking in on me, I'm STILL A PIECE OF GARBAGE~! ♫" 

[ExplosionMare 18,067]

Come help me or Crusty Yoshi will haunt you in your sleep

[Tropical Melody 6,365]

"Would you like one of my sister Dolly's upside-down cakes?"

 

[Altastrofae 933]

"Why do humans drink the milk of another animal when we make our own?"

[Oleks 1,993]

"Aside from autumn melancholy, winter depression, spring apathy and summertime sadness, I’m actually a very cheerful person."

[Treeglow Flicker 13,723]

If I had to choose, I think I would feel more comfortable being run through with a sword than having to deal with the cold any longer.

[Altastrofae 933]

"Shit... I forgot to ask for no bacon in my salad... Why would I want pig giblets in my wholesome fruit and vegetables?"

[Oblivion 20,267]

1 hour ago, Altastrofae said:

"Shit... I forgot to ask for no bacon in my salad... Why would I want pig giblets in my wholesome fruit and vegetables?"

What treachery is this!?!?!? The bacon gods are dissapoint son!

[Altastrofae 933]

1 minute ago, Blivy said:

What treachery is this!?!?!? The bacon gods are dissapoint son!

But it's salad! Meat doesn't belong in salad!

[Oblivion 20,267]

2 hours ago, Altastrofae said:

But it's salad! Meat doesn't belong in salad!

Only bacon lol

[Odyssey 5,717]

"Wait, no! I wanted to see more of that guy! Arrrgh fricking blackouts"

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"So yeah, the cops are about as useful as using a toothpick to fight a dinosaur."

[Tao 7,902]

"Why do they let the dumb ppl get to drive?"

[Denim&Venöm 19,162]

"Somewhere out there, a gay man is approaching us and I don't know what his motive is." 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,723]

"That's alright. The numbers on this road are all over the place."

[Denim&Venöm 19,162]

"🎵If you've come here to kill me, clap your hands🎵" 

*Clap clap!*