Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Dank Pony Child 513]

Green thanos?
@ YOUR-DAIRY-KING :PoolLaugh:

Why is your profile pic Mulan screamin in agony.

I wield the blessing of Squanto, foolish mortal.

A MALE LUNCH LADY IS A LUNCH LORD.

WHY IS THIS TOILET SEE-THROUGH?!

I keep getting bitten by spiders. I think I’ve drained a bottle cap’s worth of poison today. 😂👍 I didn’t have a towel, so I just drank all the poison 💀👍

Edited February 3, 2020 by Dank Pony Child

[Denim&Venöm 18,141]

-"Never forget, you're someone's reason to smile. 

Because you are a joke." 

[Samurai Equine 50,078]

No~ I don't want the sleep to end here~ 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

I am the FLYING SQUIRREL PERSON!

[Treeglow Flicker 13,555]

Judging by  these drawings done by my four year old self, I had an obsession with clocks, dial meters, houses with barred windows, street lights and fire. Over to you, Sigmund Freud!

[Lulaypp 2,555]

"Egg tofu."

(On hindsight, that pretty much sums up my evening. :P)

[Tao 7,309]

Omelets for all you seek them! 

[Tropical Melody 5,801]

"And so you got sport bikes, and they're very good for going fast and killing people..."

 

[Bastian 13,319]

*Uncontrollable laughter*

I only wanted your signature... *more laughter*

...Now get back in you rock. *even more laughter*

[Emerald Heart 24,818]

"I don't trust those dweebs."

[Cagey 4,217]

“The meat? We’re not on the meat yet? We haven’t passed the bread?”

[Denim&Venöm 18,141]

"Oh, right. The tactical guillotine." 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,555]

I requisitioned the small cabinet from the sitting room after the state execution of my wardrobe yesterday. The remains are currently out in the garden serving as a public warning to the rest of the planet.

[Denim&Venöm 18,141]

"Tip: Spice up your panic attack with a harmonica." 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Burn those calories, and have some fun while you're doing it."

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"I think... this may have been a mistake."

[Tropical Melody 5,801]

"They're the teenage Russian lesbians."

"Well, aren't we all?"

 

[Samurai Equine 50,078]

I sacrificed my Wednesdays for Fridays.

[Altastrofae 933]

"Do you want a white, blue, or purple one?" 

"Put those away! We're at school!" 

"What, no one knows what they are" 

Edited February 6, 2020 by Altastrofae

[Denim&Venöm 18,141]

"Accept that new found tingling sensation-

IN

YOUR

BALLS!" 

[Tao 7,309]

NOW THE WORLD WILL BOW TO ME!  LADY LACY PANTS! 

[Denim&Venöm 18,141]

"Looks at comments. 

Holy music stops.

Jazz music starts." 

[Emerald Heart 24,818]

"Once Upon a Time.... shut up."

[Samurai Equine 50,078]

Oh, you mean the one where he says "Hi, thanks for checking in on me, I'm STILL A PIECE OF GARBAGE~! ♫" 

[ExplosionMare 18,058]

Come help me or Crusty Yoshi will haunt you in your sleep