Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[ExplosionMare 21,392]

These pictures cost me $80 to make!!

[Tropical Melody 7,425]

System Restore is restoring the registry

For like 2 million years

Then: "System Restore is removing temporary files..."

Yay! A different message!

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,381]

"you earned my respect. only i get to kill you now."

[Treeglow Flicker 14,223]

Those tests usually point towards me becoming a guidance counselor. Are potential youkai allowed to be guidance counselors?

[Denim&Venöm 20,381]

*Slaps Thighs* 

"These bad boys can hold up to 20 kittens!" 

[ExplosionMare 21,392]

 Babies are like tiny drunk people

[Samurai Equine 54,818]

Style my hair however you want. Surprise me! 

[ToastedScone 399]

"Wanna play the pizza game?"

[Treeglow Flicker 14,223]

His only redeeming qualities right now is that he pays his half of the utitlity bills on time and that he occassionally brings me home mutated biscuits.

[Cagey 4,258]

“Did you throw it out?!” 
“No, but at this point it might sprout legs and throw itself out.”

[Samurai Equine 54,818]

Bilirubin... Sounds like a sandwich. 

[Cagey 4,258]

“WHY WOULD YOU SHIP THEM? THEY’RE—hi, Mom—THE SAME PERSON!” 

[Denim&Venöm 20,381]

"We're gonna go with Leonard Skinnard versus Cthulu because it's slightly more tasteful." 

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,503]

“I really hope they lose me before they turn that corner. I don’t want to make this a triple murder.”

*Whistles innocently*

[Samurai Equine 54,818]

Not just on the other side of the world, but there's people sending their regards from ALL OVER the world! 

[Here No Longer 5,286]

"Whoops, futa dragon girl was having a dry orgasm, can't be having that."

 

[Cagey 4,258]

“You killed your sister’s mother-loaf!”

[Widdershins 9,964]

Oh hey! Something I put into my mouth turned out to be chocolate for once!

[Treeglow Flicker 14,223]

"Time to haul your giant wooden arse back into the alley before Dennis abducts you completely."

[Never Returning 28,615]

"I hate to break it to you, but I really don't care!"

[Emerald Heart 25,152]

"Well, if there's anyone who's gonna wax my va**** for free, it might as well be Courtney."

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,503]

“Dogshit doesn’t play games, Kevin.”

[Lulaypp 2,557]

Who placed that mushroom there?

[Tao 8,854]

DRAMAMA DRAMA DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Tropical Melody 7,425]

"And our motto is, 'If it moves, sue it'"