Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,664]

Ad verbatim:

Does this kind of thing keep you awake at night?

Does your sleep paralysis demon whisper strange equations in your ear?

Edited May 14, 2020 by TigerGeekGuy

[Treeglow Flicker 14,074]

"The only good that comes out of the clapping is that it saves the lives of a few fairies."

[Cagey 4,251]

“Heheh, I feel like a cowboy.” 

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"Here is the name of my god: the end of all our collective efforts to make the world a better place to live in." 

[Samurai Equine 53,776]

All that work... For garbage.

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

17 hours ago, Cagey said:

“Heheh, I feel like a cowboy.” 

But where am I going to find one at this time of night ..

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,074]

He's put one of those weight lifting bench thingies in the sitting room. Even my cat is like "What the fuck is this shit doing in my space?"

Edited May 15, 2020 by Treeglow Flicker

[Widdershins 9,961]

I'm Slapssy the Spinning Clown! NYU-hu-hu-hyu!

 Follow Slapssy the Spiiiiining Clooown! Nyu-hu-hu-hyu! Nyu-hu-hu-hyu! I've pissed myself.

[Cagey 4,251]

“Yeah… we are washed-up.” 

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"In space, no one can hear you say: 'Yeah, it was okay'." 

[Samurai Equine 53,776]

"But if I buy it online, how will I get my healthcare worker's discount?" 

"...That's what I was trying to tell you." 

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

"G'day everybody, now my wife works shift work, which means, consequently, quite often, I am left alone without adult supervision and a PayPal account – and look what just turned up ..."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,074]

"Mopping... I don't wanna do the mopping... Bloody laminate flooring. Carpets, you just swing the hoover around and you're done. With these bastards, it's whole song and dance."

[Samurai Equine 53,776]

Just call me captain of the fire squad. 

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

"I have a D3 which last ran in December 1962 (when it hit the back of a coal lorry)"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,074]

"Ah... The slime that walks like a man."

[TVAPotato 89]

How do I put my mask on? It's too big...

[ExplosionMare 18,132]

🦵🏻 🎂 

[Ragland Tiger 3,464]

"You really should ask permission before staring into someones soul."

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

"This jacket does have a liner which wouldn't keep a fecking hedgehog warm never mind a fully-grown fecking adult"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,074]

"Boris Johnson looks like a Stretch Armstrong that has really let itself go."

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

"It really turns me on when you lie like a bad toupee ..."

 

[Cagey 4,251]

“Oh, and our cashier sneezed.” 

[Samurai Equine 53,776]

Did you get the stir sticks?

[Pastel Heart 6,470]

Hideo Kojima presents Final Fantasy X-3 but the entire game is Tidus, Yuna and Auron sitting around a table discussing whether Fortnite is overrated or not