Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Cagey 4,217]

“WHY WOULD YOU SHIP THEM? THEY’RE—hi, Mom—THE SAME PERSON!” 

[Denim&Venöm 18,141]

"We're gonna go with Leonard Skinnard versus Cthulu because it's slightly more tasteful." 

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,422]

“I really hope they lose me before they turn that corner. I don’t want to make this a triple murder.”

*Whistles innocently*

[Samurai Equine 50,078]

Not just on the other side of the world, but there's people sending their regards from ALL OVER the world! 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Whoops, futa dragon girl was having a dry orgasm, can't be having that."

 

[Cagey 4,217]

“You killed your sister’s mother-loaf!”

[Widdershins 9,959]

Oh hey! Something I put into my mouth turned out to be chocolate for once!

[Treeglow Flicker 13,555]

"Time to haul your giant wooden arse back into the alley before Dennis abducts you completely."

[O-78 28,604]

"I hate to break it to you, but I really don't care!"

[Emerald Heart 24,818]

"Well, if there's anyone who's gonna wax my va**** for free, it might as well be Courtney."

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,422]

“Dogshit doesn’t play games, Kevin.”

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Who placed that mushroom there?

[Tao 7,309]

DRAMAMA DRAMA DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Tropical Melody 5,801]

"And our motto is, 'If it moves, sue it'"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,141]

"Oh gosh, that's money in the skunk butt isn't it?"

[Samurai Equine 50,078]

Well, that concludes my institution-approved review of the Studio Ghibli classic known as "The Little Mermaid". Next, I shall give a dissertation on the fantastic world of acrylics, adhesives, and igneous rocks. #Pingu4Emperor2020

[Bastian 13,319]

Boys, we did it, Baby yoda memes no more!

[Denim&Venöm 18,141]

"I gotta take that to the bank, you ginger bastard."

[Cagey 4,217]

“Oh look, it’s a personified dinner plate.”

[Emerald Heart 24,818]

"How could you just go and murder it like that?"

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Or... maybe he used telekinesis. *shrugs*

[Patty Thundersnow 4,146]

"Mother Nature always wins."

[Lucky Bolt 35,057]

"So who was your date for Valentine's Day?"

".........my hand."

[Treeglow Flicker 13,555]

"Sic 'em, Barbas!"

[Oblivion 20,266]

9 hours ago, Lucky Bolt said:

"So who was your date for Valentine's Day?"

".........my hand."

Same quote!