Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"Just deal with it, live with it, stop being such a fecking whingeing pussy"

 

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

"You annoy me sometimes, but I still love you."

[Denim&Venöm 19,158]

"Sure talking an awful lot of st for someone within 47km of here." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"As the film rolls on, you start to sympathize with the masked mad man, because he has to put the effort into trying to rid his town of these horrible characters. You also start to consider that maybe one of these people will end up sporting the mask - a twist that you'll hope doesn't exist, because he/she will have to pull off the whole revealing climax scene, that no actor in the film is capable of doing."

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

- "You're not freaked out by needles, right?"

- "No. I'm not a pu**y."

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"I bought this book about a woman who rides thru Mexico, United States and Canada, on a D1 125cc, and I had a mad idea! Go camping on the Bantam!"

"This is the Bantam that doesn't work yet?"

"That's right!"

"Well as I always say, it's good to have a dream ..."

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Is there any situation where it is beneficial to drink alcohol?

When you're married?

[Totally Nyx 36,088]

"We interrupt your daily lunch break to bring you: nature sounds, featuring flowing water."

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

“I need you to stick this in there”

”Thatswhatshesaid”

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Terrifying child, trapping Father Christmas' severed head in a big spider web."

[Cagey 4,248]

“You’re looking for something optominal—”

“Autumnal.” 

[Lucky Bolt 35,065]

“Hey doofus there’s brownies in the break room!”

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"Every morning Superman gets into Clark Kent's underpants"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,158]

"Ancient Athens and South Yorkshire: they're not so different."

[Lucky Bolt 35,065]

"I wouldn't recommend you to visit Nazi websites."

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"Anyway, it's roughly equivalent to 420 oozah-mah-wotsits ..."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I'm tiny and I live in your pants."

[Yakamaru 3,127]

14 hours ago, Mike Dawson said:

"I'm tiny and I live in your pants."

OH GOD. TALKING BUGS! 

 

On topic tho..

Cars go vroom. 

[Denim&Venöm 19,158]

"I'm the best kisser!"

"No, Stu is the best kisser!"

"Wait, how do you know that?" 

[ExplosionMare 18,067]

“I think we need to get more snacks”

”I think you should eat less snacks”

[Tao 7,873]

"Wine?  Wine not my friend?"

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

So I had to ask meself, is this really better than dodging wheelie-bins on the M11?

 

 

[Cagey 4,248]

“What’s the family’s political party?”

“I don’t know.”

“What’s his political party?”

”I don’t know.”

Sarcastically, “What’s your political party?”

Sarcastically, “I don’t know.” 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Some gays and Craig."

[Tropical Melody 6,358]

"You stick your tool in 'ere and clamp it all down ..."