Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 5,954]

['brew' = tea ...]

"... you can see it happening! And it's like slow-motion...

"'GETTTAA SPOOON QUIIICK! MUUUM! ME BIISCUIIT'S FAALLEN IIN ME BREEEW! HUUURRRY UUP IIT'S SIIINKIING!'"

[tries to get it out with fingers]

"'AAARRRGHH!! BAAARRSTAARRD!'"

Facebook - Mum! Me biscuit's fallen in me brew!

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,592]

"I haven't seen any of them big house spiders for a couple of years now. Either my theory that they're afraid of the daddy long legged spiders is correct, or they're all hiding out in that big pile of rocks out in the garden. The same one that I will have to dismantle and move at some point."

[Cagey 4,221]

“I’m already gonna get ill; I’m on your sickbed!”

”Yeah. You are on my sickbed. Now get off my sickbed.” 

[Emerald Claus 24,845]

Me: "You went to college with Santa?"

Mom: "Yes. We shared the same dorm."

[Samurai Equine 50,704]

I don't understand why there needs to be an "us VS them" mentality when both sides could be winners. Just pay a little bit of respect to the source material and the originals fans, and everyone will enjoy this new thing you're doing.

[ExplosionMare 18,060]

His coloring drove me CRAZY, he colored OUTSIDE of the lines!

[Lucky Bolt 35,061]

        
            
(yes I actually texted this) 

[Denim&Venöm 18,550]

"Metalheads burn churches. Not the amazon." 

[Samurai Equine 50,704]

I said I wouldn't do this. I said I'd just keep my big mouth shut and not make suggestions about what to buy; and here I am suggesting all the things! I should just take all that stuff back...

[Tropical Melody 5,954]

"My front and rear passage is often blocked"

 

[Emerald Claus 24,845]

"If food was a real human I'd marry it."

[Denim&Venöm 18,550]

"Big Log is a Robert Plant song about taking a st." 

[Samurai Equine 50,704]

Make the coffee, slave!

[Oleks 1,993]

- You must be a psychologist.

- No, I'm a diabetic.

[Emerald Claus 24,845]

"My Ariana Grande senses are tingling."

[Samurai Equine 50,704]

God rest ye merry gentlemen; you've been through war and back again.

[Denim&Venöm 18,550]

"You've come a long way since your first tampon." 

[Tropical Melody 5,954]

"Well, who cares, anyway? They strip the wallpaper, fumigate the place and they're gone. What's so bad about that?"

"What is this confusion you have about bishops? Do you understand what they actually do? Nothing to do with fumigating houses at all."

 

[Cagey 4,221]

“We could just split it and take it home.”

”…Take it home. A mac and cheese bite and a potato.”

”Good point.”

[Samurai Equine 50,704]

I'm gonna FREEZE out here!

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"I love you all"

"let's get naked"

Edited December 23, 2019 by Dustleeshus

[ExplosionMare 18,060]

(Hoo boy, I’ve got three quotes today!)

 

- I’m going to have nightmares about Sonic taking a bath.

- I don’t know what a not-dog is.

- I’m pretty sure Elvis would’ve married me, too.

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Big City Wangs"

[Tropical Melody 5,954]

He was locked in the one cell in the police station, then they handed the key through the bars to him, "just in case you feel hungry during the night"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,592]

Whatever happened to baby racing?