Would You Go to Equestria? How Long Would You Stay? What Would You Do?

[Coco Pommel 669]

Would I be a pony as well?

I'm confused. If I was my normal self, that would be a little odd.

Either way, I'd make sure not to enter Fluttershy's shed.

Edited February 6, 2012 by Saga

[Josh 108]

Since I wouldn't want to startle anypony like Zecora did, I'd probably first go to Twilight in the library and try to get her to introduce me to everypony. At least then, they wouldn't see me as evil or threatening. Then I'd have to become good friends with Pinkie Pie and get a job at sugarcube corner helping her bake goodies and cakes

[Jay6 29]

I'd probably go back to sleep. It's just hard to keep myself awake.

[Robert3186 45]

I would most likely die of a cute overdose the second I saw anypony.

[Arashi Takamine 123]

I dunno why but I was thinking of this thread earlier today and an idea came to me...I mean Ponyville doesn't seem to take to strangers or strange ponies for that matter if we all recall Zecora's intro..What if when a human arrives there they have the same reaction?

 

I have a feeling that'd likely happen to me...Stuff like that happens. Staring, asking stupid questions ("What stage of treatment are you at?" When I don't have cancer I'm just bald.) Perhaps getting a rendition of Evil Enchantress via Pinkie and doing my best to avoid getting Sonic Rainboom'd.

[Steel Accord 6,660]

Being a simple human in an utopian society, filled with pastel-colored equines that always regard anything tall and bipedal as a monster, and ruled with two absolute monarch that can evaporate flesh at will?

 

I just can't see how this will go wrong

 

For myself, I'll just run like mad until I woke up

 

Spike's bipedal, they don't have a problem with him. And do you really think the Princess would just vaporize you on the spot? She's wise enough to see that you mean no harm.

 

I don't know... I'd probably panic.

 

Rainbow: "That's you answer to everything!" (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

 

I'd be like: "...WHAT?! No. I am getting out of here this instant!" Then I'd try to find somepony, maybe Twilight Sparkle or Celestia, who could help me. But since I'm not very ballsy, I'd probably spend the entire time lurking around and hiding from the ponies, just watching them from afar and seeing if I could figure out a way myself. Would be too timid to even confront them.

 

I've seen two fan-fictions thus far with just that scenario happening. Both cases had the human protagonist roughing it in the Everfree Forest.

 

Do NOT go anywhere near Fluttershy. That is a disaster waiting to happen.

 

Why? You afraid she'll lock you in a cage and keep you as a pet?

 

I would forfeit my life to Celestia, and be her more fearsome guard, because I would be able to use weapons. I would also try to teach her other guards to use them. If that doesn't work, I would be a carpenter in Ponyville.

 

Yes and YES! Similarly, I am acquainted with the basics of combat. I've trained in three different unarmed arts, studied fencing for four years, know how to shoot, and have a masterful knowledge of strategy and a degree of familiarity with tactics. Not much, but altogether I'd be more than a match for anything that Celestia doesn't want to bother killing herself. Failing that, I would become the protector of Ponyville. Armed with a sabre and flintlock, I would be . . . The Highwayman! Edited February 6, 2012 by Steelquill

[Spikefan 20]

If that ever happend I would be like "I'm I heaven". I would also walk around Ponyville and try to make some new firends as well. Also I would like to vist all of the main ponys too and even spike.

Edited February 6, 2012 by Spikefan

[Steel Accord 6,660]

First I would write a letter to twilight sparkle telling her not to panic and to bring her friends to me because I would be waiting on the outskirts of pony ville and then I think that rainbow dash would fight me and fluttershy would be scared outta her mind and then I would tell them what happened and then we would probably see the princess to seeif she could send me back home or transform me into a pony to become one of the friends and I also think that I would be the only pony that would be full grown and still be a blank flank but I would be with ponys

 

That actually sounds like the best idea. Prepare them for a strange encounter instead of . . .

 

*knock* *knock*

Owlicious: Who?

You: Notin

Spike: Notin what?

You: Notinalien!

Yeah see how THAT one goes over!

 

One word:

Fluttershy

 

I know how you feel. Still, I wouldn't feel right pursuing her. The one thing that keeps those feelings from being creepy to me, is that I would expect us both to be the same species at the same time. To be making googly eyes at her, with human eyeballs? I don't know. That's just me though!

[Rainbow Dash 1992 19]

That actually sounds like the best idea. Prepare them for a strange encounter instead of . . .

 

*knock* *knock*

Owlicious: Who?

You: Notin

Spike: Notin what?

You: Notinalien!

Yeah see how THAT one goes over!

 

I know how you feel. Still, I wouldn't feel right pursuing her. The one thing that keeps those feelings from being creepy to me, is that I would expect us both to be the same species at the same time. To be making googly eyes at her, with human eyeballs? I don't know. That's just me though!

 

Thankyou for liking my idea because I know that I wouldn't belong in their world but I would want to change for the better for the ponys

[Spock 91]

Yell "This is Equestria!!!" at the top of my lungs, then go and start taking advantage of being 5000 years ahead in technology, and find out if RD can beat a Super Sonic Jet.

[Strong Hooves 289]

Find a way to become My OC Strong Hooves and live an awesome life in Ponyville and take a job as a worker on Sweet Apple Acres!!!

[Alpha Centauri 169]

The first thing i would do would be to find out how to become a Pegasus pony(Brony) then tour ponyville from the skies...

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

GO VISIT RARITY AND PROBABLY STOP USING THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE

[Starswirl the Trixie 975]

Find Zecorah while avoiding throngs of ponies panicking at the appearance of a bipedal monster. Ask the rhyming zebra what the hell I should do. Hope that things go well from thre.

[Sheogorath 1,155]

My first steps would be to find out how I ended in there to make sure I can bring other people in. Second in list of priorities would be to gain further understanding of magic which seems prevalent in their reality, perhaps device ways to measure manipulate and use it myself, store it and therefore make new technologies around it. I would also go to read up on every possible book about pony anatomy, try to get in contact with Celestia and report my situation to her and make sure it is not a harbinger anomaly of some inter dimensional degradation. Then I would try to find a way to integrate to my new society by finding a way to become a pony myself to avoid possible problems being a human might impose to that reality.

 

After those bases are at least partially covered and underway I would then start an expedition to map the bestiary of the new world I inhabit and seek out patterns of evolution or other progress of species transformation to gain further expertise on the ecosystem. I would introduce steam technology to pony society and likely expand on their understanding of medical science in case they are dragging behind.

 

But there is so much to do in a situation where you are dropped in to a new reality in middle of a civilization. Primary goal is to make yourself useful to indigenous life.

[Zacharius The Prosecutor 46]

Panic. First thing anyone would do is panic, realistically. Then after I have calmed down and accepted the situation I would endevour to find some clothing, something to cover every bit of me and try to blend in. Eaisier said than done, since our legs and pony lgs are structured differently id look like a dot of black on white paper; not to mention since its been mathematically deduced that ponies are 4 ft tall, and im higher than 5 foot 5, that wouldnt help either. Id probably end up being in full clothing, hiding in the shadows, unsocial beacuse of my human form, stealing food and water, probably becoming more and more depressed as the days drab on. In constant fear or discovery, paranoiya, starvation, boredom, lonielyness and more negative elements, it is most logically said that over the course of 2 or 3 months, maybe 4, my sanity would decrease till i am a nervous wreck. Now, at any time i could be discovered, and either brought to celestia for experimenting, or accepted and hidden in secret. if the last option is the case, my sanity will return and i would be able to learn how to be socially acceptable once more. Like spike, i would be made an assistant for the pony, since i could not ever go into public. Obviously this analysis is roughly sketched and estimated, plus we have no idea what the hell is going to happen at any given moment. We couldnt predict the future, especially in another planet/universe.

[Rainbow Dash 1992 19]

The first thing i would do would be to find out how to become a Pegasus pony(Brony) then tour ponyville from the skies...

 

Wonderful idea fellow brony

[sazza0101 3]

id go to luna she knows wat its like not to fit in and see if she or hers sister can turn me into a pony

[Smokin'HotRarity 182]

Uh...that would be awkward. I guess my first step would be to get pony reassignment surgery so I could fit in with all the other ponies?

 

Otherwise I would just be that guy that stands around in the middle of Pony Field giving out advice everyday. Like the host of Blues Clues.

Edited February 7, 2012 by glitterlicious

[Nordica 180]

I'd find myself a mirror and see how awesome I look as a cartoon character.

[Power Ten 213]

this

[Dark Flame 30]

I would find an older pony to take care of me and it would be mylittle dashies alternative universe!

[Expired delta 76]

One word:

Fluttershy

 

Lol Edited February 7, 2012 by Name62

[Nanodrive 3]

I don't know... I'd probably panic.

 

yep then id prob run into the fields, catch my breath, and regain my sanity lol. Once I have that, I'd goto Twilight and see if she knew what happened to cause this. Then I'd just follow her around and do her bidding lol

[rainbow skybreaker 32]

The first I can do is run to a hill or a cave, after that I tri to accept now I live in the land of my dreams and try to find Princess Celestia and explain my case and ask a question… “can you turn mi into a Pegasus!!??” if possible I would try to be useful as far as possible and I would try to win the heart of rainbow dash and get married, if it no were possible would ask to be assistant to some task to go, and would try to meet the Mane 6 and say "where I come from, you are the main characters in a fictional story are very popular and have millions of fans, any fans would wish to be here"

 

no the truth is that if celestia told me that she does not know how to change me into a Pegasus, would try any method to change my one and would not rest to get it