You just got kissed by your favorite pony. What do you do?

[Commander Urdnot 2,680]

If Pinkie Pie kissed me?

 

I would explode:

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7qUDvvJm8k

 

and then explode a couple more times:

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w0iB9f2um0&feature=related

 

If we somehow managed to survive the explosion(s) it would be time for le hugs.

[Noctix 73]

If I got kissed by Fluttershy.....?

 

I really do not know what I would do next. I'd probably ask her what she was doing in the real world, how she knows me, why she even got the idea to kiss me. Most probably I would just end up with a friggilly-fruggelly-enormous pile of questions. Should I tell her she's my favourite pony? Should I tell my girlfriend I kissed another girl, even if she were a pony? How do I explain to her it really was a pony? She knows I'm a brony and she thinks it's rather cute, but to actually tell her I kissed a pony? What if she went to the authorities? What if... What... Wha...

 

My brain just farted.

 

Solution:

Get kissed by her, never speak about it again but still offer her a spot in 'that-one-closet-nobody-uses-in-your-house', just to keep her close until we find a way to get her ass back to Equestria álá MLD.

 

Edited November 8, 2012 by Noctix

[RainbowTheNinja 49]

That'd be kind of awkward, you know, considering I'm here, and she's in equestria, but yeah, I think I'd pass out. Maybe. That's never really happened to me before so I can really tell...

[Here'sUrAmmoMan! 12]

Blow their face off. Where is a shotgun when you need one? Its a pony, and I'm a human so this is impossible and + the fact that me saying **** so much it would make her wither up and die.

[My Little Mandy 838]

If Discord kissed me, I would be like Minerva Mink in 7:26 to 8:24 in this Animaniacs episode!

And would probly jump into his arms (is a romantic)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUsCt3AEnAc

Edited November 9, 2012 by Mandy

[Octavia's Cellozoid 1,488]

"Uh, girl? I don't think you realize this, but im a GIRL too, and its fine if your like that, but I'm not, so.... Please back off!" Is my reaction

[poniesforfun 716]

First be surprised that a cartoon pony appeared out of nowhere.

 

Second be surprised again that it was Fluttershy that was kissing me.

[CloudsdaleCompanion 342]

First, I would kiss her back for as long as I can. And I'm talking big and sloppy with tongue here.

 

Then I would faint because I just realized that I have reached my life goal and become a pony in Equestria and been kissed by one on top of that.

 

After regaining consciousness I would marry her and live a happy life as a pony.

Edited November 11, 2012 by CloudsdaleCompanion

[Flutterdasher 114]

OMG BIG MACINTOSH WHERE? For real though I would be very excited, I think it would be awesome also because I could help out at the apple farm and learn the secrets to their apple cider and stuff which would be awesome as well.

[featherheart 67]

Uh, me... I'd probably shy away. Being kisses by Nightmare Moon would be too much for my mind to cope, maybe after some time I'll find the courage to kiss her back. Just take it slow and easy, eternal night I can live with as long as its with her.

[EpicMuffinTime 212]

Kisses by Fluttershy? Well, I would probably kiss her back or something, like on the cheek maybe, then give her a hug. It's all good

[Faceless 101]

Rainbow Dash? I would be putty in her hooves. I would kiss back and as we break the kiss, I would smile, dazily, with half-lidded eyes. We would then fly into the sunset...

 

If only...

[Touchy 2]

Hmmm, I would probably say, "What are you doing, Cadence?! You love Shining Armor, not me! Go home."

 

Though if it was Twilight I wouldn't know what to do.

[ConfettiBoom 35]

If Pinkie Pie kissed me, I would probably become her girlfriend because I'm a girl. If I was a pony it would be a normal relationship, if I was a human it would be FORBIDDEN ANIMU RELATIONSHIP UGGU. But like most people, I would be a bit weirded out.

[Riclo 160]

My reaction?

 

It would be blank. I'd be too happy to even know what's going on. I would be overwhelmed by an explosion of epicness that would flood me in a sea of awesome.

 

Then I'd realize I'm in Equestria, and I would be forever truly happy in a place where dreams come true.

 

...

 

[Zhooves 843]

Hm... I guess I'd be like: "Well, that's nice." and about ten seconds later, I would be like: "Wait... What the hay just happened?". That or I would go into a state of shock. (Has never gotten kissed by anyone)

[Vinyl Scratch (Filly)™ 936]

Kissed by Fluttershy? Heck I'd kiss her back and cuddle with her :3 <3 How could you NOT love Fluttershy. She is just so innocent and cute /)^3^( xD

[Lando 80]

Well I would like to say that I would be playing it cool, but I know for a fact that I would just be giggling and nearly passing out from happiness.

[DusK 1,264]

Turn to her with a shocked expression and exclaim, "Wait, how did you go through the TV- Oh wait, that's right. You're Pinkie Pie. You can do that kind of stuff."

[Indiana_Dash 81]

Hm... let me think...

If I were kissed by Dashie, I'd kiss her back of course and say something very romantic ^^

Meanwhile in my mind:

"omaigoshdashiekissedmeiamso happymydreamcometrue"

[booptidoo 4]

After Pinky Pie professed her love to me, we would definitely party. We'd have cake and balloons and music and dancing and games and bright lights... And everypony's invited!!!

[Brave Hooves 113]

If Fluttershy kissed me I'd probably be stunned and just as shy as her. I'd probably talk a bit with her and then kiss her back eventually and cuddle, probably no clopfic stuff though if she doesn't want it, hehe I'd do all that because I'd obviously be in a lucid dream where that sort of stuff can happen, and I'd be a pony too. IRL it would probably happen if I were drugged out in a horse barn and It'd be a real horse, and that's a no-no

[Naught Important 433]

If it happened out of nowhere:

Blush to maximum level, then melt

 

If we've been together for a while:

Probably just blush a bit and get a little giddy

 

<3

[ThatBronyGirl 49]

If I was a pony? I would totaly go all out on Dissy (He counts right )

 

If I was me...I think I would run screaming from my house becuase a giant chaos monster just licked the inside of my mouth.

 

 

If it was Pinkie on the other hand.. I would just stand there and be like Because I don't swing that way.

 

If it was Pinkie and I was a person I would probably do the exact same thing. Then I would beg her to take me back with her.

Edited November 13, 2012 by ThatBronyGirl

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

I would freak the fuck out if Octavia came and kissed me!!!! I would then either go back to Equestria with her, or have her stay here and we would make music together for the rest of eternity!!!!! :wub: :wub: