If you had a hamster, what would you name it?

[TotalNeon 72]

I've got a pair of rats called Scrap and Gadget, but if I had some hamsters (or dwarf hamsters for this) I'd name them after LOTR dwarves

[Vinyl Scratch (Filly)™ 936]

I had a hamster called Twitch and then my dog killed it :3 I love my dog <3 Normally she wouldn't hurt a fly but she killed my hamster xD

[Evilshy 5,090]

Goggles.

 

I've always found something incrediably cute about small furry creatures named Goggles. I don't know how it started, but I think I saw a ferret with goggles on the Internet or something and thougt it was awesome.

[crysal 30]

If I had a hamster I guess I would call it "Mr.sunshine"

I've always wanted a pet named "Mr.sunshine"

also come on' Mr.sunshine is an awsome name

[Scootalove 10,689]

I would call my hamster, Chubby Cheeks.

 

 

I don't know but, that name really does pop into my head if I call a hamster that name. A pretty random name.

[jezsiema 39]

I had hamsters and their names were Gunpowder, Horlicks, One Eyed Jack, Milo, Milked Tea, Coffee.

 

I named them based on their physical appearance. But of all the hamsters I had, I absolutely adored Horlicks.

 

Now I can't keep hamsters because I have two cats..

[Dzastur 1,719]

The search function must be broken, `cause I can't find one mention of "Rhino" anywhere in here.

 

That meat-lovers pizza is not loving him back...

 

Edited August 8, 2013 by John Mellenclop

[Corrosive Brony 48]

Norman Gilligan Magillicutty would be his full name. Why? Because he is a professional hamster, and he is also very classy! Haha and that is the best name I came up with for a Hamster.

[crazitaco 596]

I actually have a hamster, his name is Hamlet

(OHHH MAI GAWD ITS SO PUNNYY)

Cheesecake does sound like a really adorable name though.:3 Cheesecake or Cheeseball :3

If my hamster comes out, maybe i'll post a pic of him.

Edited August 8, 2013 by crazitaco

[~Silver Essence~ 2,625]

If I had a hamster, I would name it Cheesecake.

Cheesecake sounds like a great name for an adorable hamster, and it sounds so yummy and cute! <3

He shall be a dwarf hamster :3

 

What a cute name! I could see that happening.

 

Anyways, for me, I would name him Rick, seems like a funny yet cool name to give him.

 

Inspired by the hamster from Kirby's Dreamland 2.

 

[akalink 163]

I would name it Gustavo, after one of my favorite Venezuelan conductors. It would work really well if we was really furry, considering Gustavo Dudamel has tradmarked crazy hair.

[Jackie 57]

I used to have a mouse, her name was Sweetie. She escaped but then we caught her and took her back to the pet store. But if I had a hamster I would probably name it Isabelle if its a girl, or Chester if its a boy. I have a lot of other ideas for names but I'd rather only name two.

[MarbellaLotus 17]

Haha, I actually have a hamster.  I had one before that, a dwarf hamster that I called Rosalyn. 

 

My hamster now is a roborovski hamster named Ivan the Terrible.  Should have called him Ivan the Terrified.

 

[SkyDream 315]

I have constructed a list.

 

• Hamster - Because it's the truth.
• Potato - Because a hamster may occasionally bear a resemblance to a potato.  Then again, it may occasionally bear a resemblance to a Hamster.  These things happen.
• Guerrilla Warfare - ...... ?
• Hey - Because my hamster should constantly be on alert.
• <whatever noise my alarm clock makes> - See above

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

If I had a hampster I would name it Umbra or something similar. Not only is that a ambiguous name gender-wise, but I just like the way it sounds, really.

[Moonlight 7,285]

I would probably name him Death, Bringer of Gods...I mean, uh, I would call him Nibbles, yeah, Nibbles is a great name. Cute and Innocent...yeah.

[Mutemutt 773]

I'd probably go with Nibbles. Or maybe Hamtaro.

 

On second thought, I think I would go with Nipples. Isn't that just the cutest name?

Come here Nipples 

reference to an anime that no one watched...

Edited August 30, 2013 by MuteMutt

[toby rogers 258]

i would still name my hamster i am become death destroyer of worlds. oh and mutemutt you wrote "reference to an anime that no one watched..." did you mean this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamtaro cause that show is awesome

[Xievie 498]

I have a lot of things I would name a hamster. They're all really cute!

 

Well, out of all the names, I'd probably call my hamster...

 

 

Dinner.

 

 

[Mutemutt 773]

i would still name my hamster i am become death destroyer of worlds. oh and mutemutt you wrote "reference to an anime that no one watched..." did you mean this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamtaro cause that show is awesome

 

Whoops, I did reference that anime, though I was talking about the name Nipples when I said that stuff about no one watching the anime. It's a really funny anime too, but I've never heard anyone talk about it.

 

And yes, Hamtaro is awesome.

[Starshine 16,333]

I'll name him Pancho Sanchez, and I'll put tiny luchador posters in his cage, and watch him grow in the magnificent presence of the Rey Misterio and Tinieblas Jr.

 

Yeah, good chance the lil' guy would die in a few days due to sheer horror of it all.

[)O( Scarlet )O( 1,259]

I would totally name it Basil after Manuel's pet "Siberian Hamster" in Fawlty Towers. Such a good series and yeah...so there you go, I would name it Basil

[Faulty Roze 200]

I'd call him Hamtaro and build him a club house where he'll make friends and solve various problems and fend of the dastardly cats

[DusK 1,264]

Fuzzybutt.

 

Sketch "Sketchy" Turner.

 

Frizzle Frazzle.

 

Scallywag.

 

Lord Scratchy Von Sniffles, Earl of the Grand Duchy of Hamsterdam.

[Rockymoo 2,137]

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