What do you do if there's a huge spider/bug in your room?

[LunaLover92 330]

Take the nearest heavy object and then smash the bug with it repeatedly

[Shift 4,272]

1. Look at bug.

2. Acquire flamethrower.

3. ???
4. QUEST COMPLETED!

[Bastion 414]

Ignore it.

Or if its been a boring day I'll have a chat with it.

 

(I'm insane)

[Radiance64 7,053]

I've never seen a large spider around here(thank god), but any bug I see I just kill. It's satisfying.

[Minepro 107]

I was actually wrong when I said I'd swat it then use a napkin to throw it out.

 

I'd actually drown it with a poisonous material to it, probably cologne, then I take it and crush it with my bare hands. If it's a tick, I'd just hold it underwater and watch it drown, or put it in a ceramic bowl I made for holding stuff and burn it til it's black.

 

anything larger, I'll just swat then stomp til it's a puddle of bug gore.

 

Horse flies, however; since I have horses, I'll swat them, rip the head off and crush the thorax. Nasty, yes. Effective, also yes.

[~*bacon princess*~ 278]

1. Notice it

Ignore it for 5 minutes

Get tired of this spider's shit and call my parents to kill it

A winner is me

[Bronychan1214 150]

Usally just leave it alone until it crawls onto my skin then I kill it. I dont want to but if they bite me I will. I got bite by the same spider 3 times in one night.

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

I toss a coin: head for catching it with a cup and a piece of paper and releasing it outside, number for feeding it to the chameleon.

[Wolf General Alpha 636]

What would I do if there is a huge spider/bug in my room?

Grab all of my stuff, drive to the nearest NASA Center, board the next shuttle to the moon, and chill on the moon and watch the planet turn...while the spider still roams in my room.

[Lateon 589]

If it's just crawling around on my walls or something, fine. I'm not sitting on my walls, I'm sitting in my chair (Good ol' greeny). They can do whatever they hell they want EXCEPT touch me.

 

If a bug touches me for any reason whatsoever, they're dead.

 

DEAD.

 

RIP IN PEPPERONIS ANY BUG THAT TOUCHES ME 

[Bojo 1,172]

I'd try my best to make this a win-win deal, that is, I'd get the cup, trap it, and release it outside my home. I'll respect life under almost any situation, I remember it took me about half an hour to let a fly get outside my kitchen, would be easier to just kill it, but that's not my style. If we talk about a scorpion, I'd think it twice though, those things can kill people!

[Unr3alGamer 230]

It's simple: Grab a shoe, kill it, throw it away.

[Dovashy 1,734]

I usually get a piece of paper, and then use it to pick it up and take it outside. When I don't do that, about 25% of the time, I will just leave them to roam free. None of the spiders over here are poisonous, with the exception of one, so I guess it makes it a bit easier to do. 

[Adorkable 2,737]

Hmm...probably burn my house down. ^^

 

Nah, I'd squish its guts. :3

[Felix 1,363]

I have a phobia with spiders so, I scream and then cry. :3 I mean, seriously. :/ It kinda sucks actually. Then I kill them. It takes a while for me to do that as I tend to be afraid of even smashing it with a long end of an object. It's pretty bad.

 

If it's a fly or sons other bug I don't really care. I kill them I guess...sorry. It's funny though because I just killed a moth, came on here, saw the topic and was like, "Huh." xD

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

I'm not one to bother spiders, but if its poisonous, nope!

[yttacled 2]

I HATE BUGS.

 

So i voted for someone else to kill it.

[PartyWithPinkie 189]

There was recently a lizard in my bedroom.

I cracked it's little lizard back with my textbook.

 

This is a message to all small creatures........ Avoid my bedroom.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Where is the "flail around and jumo out of your chair to retrive Jimmy the Bugspray you have nearby" option?

.. too personal?

[Krosp I 114]

The presence of a single bug is the presence of multiple bugs. To spot one is to spot infestation. To spot infestation means all is lost.

 

Exterminatus.

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

There wasn't an option where it says "Scream first, then swat it then flush it down the toliet" so I picked the closet thing.

 

This I only do with cockroaches mostly

[Teen Buscemi 135]

step 1: panic

step 2: grab a shoe

step 3: HIT IT TILL THERE IS NO TRACE OF IT'S TERRIFYINg SOUL!

[LightningMana 146]

Oh gosh~ my raw reaction--

 

Scream, brain kicks in, then I grab a improvised object nearby and smash the thing.

 

I'm clumsy so they get away now and then~ 

[AppleLover 146]

If there is no one around to get rid of it, I will burn that little devil to hell. Well, after I ask myself "What the hell is THAT thing?" and also after I scream for a couple of seconds depending on how close it is to me. 

[CuriousPony 157]

Usually I leave them alone unless I know someone'll come in and hurt it. Then I trap it and bring it outside. 

 

I mean, they're just trying to survive like we are, after all. As long as the house isn't infested, I don't mind there being a couple little friends seeking shelter in the safety and warmth of my home.